King of the Hill!

[Dragon Master Mike]

I dig a tunnel underground, and dig up underneath you. I then break the ground beneath you and drag you into the tunnel with me. I then climb out of the tunnel and fill it in. MY. HILL.

[Bulbasaur]

I send Garchomp to use Dragon Claw on you. Oh, and it has Choice Band.

My hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

The hill is hollowed out, with a nice vast tunnel system within. I abuse the tunnels to get back out despite me being buried and use Xerneas on Garchomp to ruin it's day, due to Choice Band and all that jazz. Oh, and I give it a Mean Look to keep it in battle so Xerneas can KO it. I quickly thank Bulbasaur and Dragonmaster for keeping the game alive after Mike's banishment, then proudly pronounce my ownership of the hill thus:

MY HILL!!!

[Dragon Master Mike]

I drop a nuke on the hill. I then find a new hill and take over that hill. MY HILL!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

The hill you nuked is an invincible hill...With perks. Like, ridiculous perks actually worth fighting over. I think immortality was one of them. Maybe. I forget.

So you go off and capture a random hill while I keep THE Hill. True, I had to resort to my makeshift-but successful!-Nuclear bunker to escape the nuke, but otherwise you're screwed in all regards. Sorry! You'll have to go through ME to get MY Hill!

MY HILL!!!

[Metal Gear Snivy]

I play all five pieces of Exodia, as shown by a picture. Because of this, I claim the hill! Go! Obliterate! except not really obliterating.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I use the Dead Ringer, which allows me to turn invisible and fake my fainting, as well as grant a massive defensive buff, allowing me to strafe behind you (with only one-tenth of my health gone) and back-stab you for six times your health in damage. That's an OHKO to anyone.

MY HILL!!!

[Dragon Master Mike]

if the hill is immortal, then i shall blow up the earth, use the tractor beam on my spaceship to pick up the hill, and take it to another planet while you float in empty space. MY HILL!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I escaped to the inside of the invincible hill before you could do it, thereby saving my a**. I use my contacts with a certain Alien race from a certain planet called Charon and get them to blow up your spaceship before you can get on the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Dragon Master Mike]

I go get a tank and drive up to the top of the hill. I then proceed to run you over in the tank (Completely ignoring the tanks gun). Once you are crushed beneath my tank i sit in the tank, enjoying MY newly captured HILL.