King of the Hill!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I kick up from beneath the tank. You're sent into orbit, and the Tank explodes from the sheer force of my kick.

I DON'T NEED YOUR LOGIC! MY KICKS ARE BADA**!

MY HILL!!!

[Metal Gear Snivy]

I blow your mind with the knowledge that Blaziken was moved down to OU. I then claim the hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...Like, seriously, since when?

In other news, I get Mega Lucario on the scene and PuP/Bullet Punch my way to huge win. You can't stop Mega Lucario, Quinn.

MY HILL!!!

[Metal Gear Snivy]

I don't know, I found out today. xD

I use Protect on your moves and counter with Mega Blaziken and his Blaze Kick of speedy fury. With Mega Lucario knocked out, I send you to the Pokemon Center and claim the hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I put a Flareon between me and MB, and have it use Flare Blitz. With a Choice Band.

Yes, Flareon can learn Flare Blitz now. Rejoice. Maybe.

Critical OHKO from Flash Fire. Nuff said.

You run in fear.

MY HILL!!!

[Dragon Master Mike]

alright, Time for mega Garchomp! He continually uses outrage until everything on the hill is unconcious or gone.

MY HILL!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Xerneas would like to intervene on that note. Fairy-Type, immune to Outrage, Moon Blast, BAM. You Mega Garchomp is done for.

MY HILL!!!

[VeloJello]

I sue because the title of this thread is sexist. However, I agree to drop the lawsuit as long as I am allowed to claim the hill for my own. The hill is now mine.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I take up your offer. Unfortunately, you didn't bother specifying HOW LONG you'd have it, so you get the Hill for all of a second before I shoot you in the face with a gun that shoots Exploding Swords. You're no longer located in the vicinity of my hill.

MY HILL!!!

[MichaelXD]

I use my Lucario and Lucarionite and the Mega Ring to mega evolve Lucario and then Mega Lucario uses Power Up Punch on Tazz, so therefore now I CAN TAKE BACK THIS HERE HILL!

I also get stronger and continue looking for more Pokémon from this hill.