King of the Hill!

[3m0d0ll]

I smack the hill out of your hands and say, "Ha-ha, not today," while waving my finger at you.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I slam the hill into your face in retaliation.

MY HILL!!!

[Goldwynaut]

I consume a strength potion and hurl a car at you.

[Metal Gear Snivy]

I sneak in and take the hill since no one has claimed it.

AKA THE HILL IS MINE.

[Elbub]

I do Kung-Fu Kick to knock the hill out of your hands, before back flipping to catch it.

The hill is mine.

[Goldwynaut]

I use a gun, since gun is better than kung fu, I win.

[Elbub]

I use a gun, since gun is better than kung fu, I win.

Well, do you know what is better than a gun? Especially since I happen to notice you're on the edge of a cliff there. Would be a shame if something-FUS RO DAH!

The hill is mine!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Used counter when Gold slammed into his face*

*Gold slams into Ebulb at twice the speed, knocking him off the hill entierly*

...MY HILL!!!

[3m0d0ll]

/pushes you on the ground.

Mine.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Stands up while 3m0 is on him, sending her tumbling off the hill*

...MY HILL!!!