King of the Hill!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I transform into a meteor and slam into you head-on. You go out like a light, I get a hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Silverclaw]

Idk since I'm a cat I scratch you and you ran out
My hill !!!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I release the hounds on your hindquarters, and you, being a cat, have a really bad day. I accrue one Hill for my own.

MY HILL!!!

[brandon_g]

I said angry tigers after you... While you run/fight them off... I claim the hill

MY HILL!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I fight them off successfully and bury you under unconscious tiger. Needless to say you can't stop me from under there.

MY HILL!!!

[Sir Sivelos]

Using potent telekinesis, I lift you up and toss you into a basketball hoop in space, where you are stuck. Despite your best efforts, you can't wiggle your way out of the net. COME ON AND SLAM! AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!!!

My hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I teleport out of the net and slam the net into you. REVERSE DUNK! The hill is now property of THE NONEXISTENT TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZ!!

MY HILL!!!

[Sir Sivelos]

I summon Shovel Knight to chase you off. You run and run until you accidentally fall in a pitfall trap. I high five Shovel Knight.

My hill!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I summon Shield Knight to distract Shovel Knight. It works better than intended, leaving you with no allies. I chase you off with the Valve Rocket Launcher and reclaim the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Voltaire Magneton]

My grand entrance leaves you scurrying!

마이 힐르! (My Hill!)