King of the Hill!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

You spectacuarly fail at doing so, as there's 6 of me to 1 of you. You both are overwhelmed quickly afterwards, and I reclaim the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Dragotech]

I stab you and you and you!

I stab the one over there and that one... as well as that one!

With all of you now in the hospital...

I claim the hill... Which is also mine...

Because that makes sense.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I immediately get back on your a** and steal your ability to properly wield knives with the thieving powers of Carmen Sandiego. Without your knowledge on how to stab me with a knife, you flee before I do worse to you. I destroy the stolen knowledge and reclaim the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Dragotech]

I smack you with a plunger... which really did absolutely nothing aside from making me feel better.

I then kick you twice and deal a double OHKO to one person. I take the hill while you are doubly koed.

I drink a questionable beverage and build a cardboard fort with my heavily increased imagination stat.

MY hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I move the Cardboard fort, with you inside it, away from the hill and reclaim it easily.

MY HILL!!!

[Dragotech]

I come to my senses in the cardboard fort... I question why I thought this was a good idea in the first place.

I conjure a Titanoboa... I ride the giant 48 foot snake up the hill... You are horrified by my titanic snake... you run from the hill...

I suddenly miss my fort so I go back and bring it up the hill... I sit in my fort on top of a snake on the hill...

My hill

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I move the fort back down the hill again and reclaim it, and THEN shoot your snake off the face of the earth.

MY HILL!!!

[Dragotech]

I beat you senseless with my fort.

My hill.

[Shiny Totodile]

I stealthily come up to the hill ant kick you off!

Take that.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

As you've kicked Drago away from my senseless beating, I am able to react and easily kick you off the hill...And planet earth. Have fun orbiting Jupiter!

MY HILL!!!