I unleash an oldie, but a goodie...A FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're sent out of orbit, I reclaim my hill in the aftermath of such a brutal attack.
MY HILL!!!
I unleash an oldie, but a goodie...A FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're sent out of orbit, I reclaim my hill in the aftermath of such a brutal attack.
MY HILL!!!
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Zigzagoon: Hatch @8,669; Linoone @ Level 100: 8,829
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GUITAR WARROIR! medeleymedeleymedeleyMOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
I dissipate and reconstitute myself on the hill. I have you arrested for assault and claim the hill in your absence. My Hill
Loyalty, Duty, Respect, Selfless Service, Honor, Integrity, Personal Courage.
Fire finds its form in the heat of the forge.
Levi of Sapphire! Reggie of Emerald
I easily evade the cops and shove my smelly armpits into your face. The powerful stench OHKO's you.
MY HILL!!!
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Zigzagoon: Hatch @8,669; Linoone @ Level 100: 8,829
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What you fail to realize that my lack of a good sense of smell allows me the leverage to go below and sweep you off your feet. I then hand you over to the cops. My Hill.
Loyalty, Duty, Respect, Selfless Service, Honor, Integrity, Personal Courage.
Fire finds its form in the heat of the forge.
Levi of Sapphire! Reggie of Emerald
The cops, upon seeing your reactions realize that we're both fighting over a hill with no particular defensive justification nor actual record of who actually 'owns' the hill (which nobody can), henceforth both committing assault and battery, and we both get sent to jail, and I get out early due to exceptionally good behavior. I reclaim the hill.
MY HILL!!!
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Zigzagoon: Hatch @8,669; Linoone @ Level 100: 8,829
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BEHOLD THEM AND DESPAIR!!
GUITAR WARROIR! medeleymedeleymedeleyMOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Due to the technicality that I bought the hill and have legal documentation to prove it I was released from custody shortly after being arrested. Making your claim invalid. I disprove your owning the hill.
My Hill.
Loyalty, Duty, Respect, Selfless Service, Honor, Integrity, Personal Courage.
Fire finds its form in the heat of the forge.
Levi of Sapphire! Reggie of Emerald
★The Wrath of Hoenn★
I actually stole it while you were both in prison. I come back and kick you both out.
My hill.
URPG Stats
PWN/BMG Ash K.; AIM MewAshMew
URPG Champion, Moderator, Senior Referee, Head Judge, Johto LO, Fortree Gym Leader, Kumquat Island Gym Leader, Celestic Town Division Head
"When you can have anything you want by uttering a few words, the goal matters not, only the journey to it." -Rhunön (Eldest: Inheritance Book 2)
"You might think it’s to help you be a better battler. Really it’s just to make your battles less painful for the poor referee that has to face-palm every turn." - Monbrey
I ignore your legal jargon with my high IGNORANCE stat and ignore BOTH of your claims of the hill (and your presences on it) to claim it as my own whist I use you both as a pair of nice carpets for a few seconds before I throw you two to the Indian Ocean.
MY HILL!!!
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Zigzagoon: Hatch @8,669; Linoone @ Level 100: 8,829
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BEHOLD THEM AND DESPAIR!!
GUITAR WARROIR! medeleymedeleymedeleyMOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
I trap you with a banana peel causing you to slip off the hill... I then take the hill.
My hill
Loyalty, Duty, Respect, Selfless Service, Honor, Integrity, Personal Courage.
Fire finds its form in the heat of the forge.
Levi of Sapphire! Reggie of Emerald
Your Banana peel was too slippery! I keep my foot on it and slide to a trash can to successfully discard it without falling. I then rush back and tackle you off the hill, which is now mine.
MY HILL!!!
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Zigzagoon: Hatch @8,669; Linoone @ Level 100: 8,829
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BEHOLD THEM AND DESPAIR!!
GUITAR WARROIR! medeleymedeleymedeleyMOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
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