King of the Hill!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Unfortunately, I reject your challenge (and all future challenges) on the basis that you can only have six Pokemon in an official battle, then dump mayonaise in your pants and punch you and your 100 Ho-oh right off the hill with my bare hands, because I didn't need to battle them with my Pokemon anyways to defeat them. I keep my hill.

MY HILL!!!

[brandon_g]

It's a shame you don't accept.... because when my attack and you don't defend yourself in a battle, my pokemon severly wounds you and forces you fly to a hospital.... your absence, I claim the hill

MY HILL!!!!!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

You attempt to do that, then repeat the events of my last post, wherein I sucessfully punched you and your 100 Ho-oh straight off the hill after filling your pants with mayonaise, coming out of the thing unharmed. I then set up AA turrets to make sure the 100 Ho-oh don't come back for more.

MY HILL!!!

[brandon_g]

Since you did that... I will repeat my previous event... (I never mentioned 100 ho-ho btw).

And in your absence again... I claim the hill

MY HILL!!!!!!!!!!

[wilpin7]

I call admins to nerf you, then kick you off the hill and sit down to play Pokemon X.

MY HILL!!!

[brandon_g]

Well I shoot you with my laser gun. While you are getting treated for burns... I claim the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

The laser-gun backfires, and I kick you both off the hill with a size-99 boot.

MY HILL!!!

[brandon_g]

But then a meteorite slams into the hill knocks you off... and leaves the hill untouched. So I claim hill\


MY HILL!!!!!!!

[wilpin7]

I laugh at Brandon because he has 69 posts, then push him off the hill using my power gauntlets :3

MY HILL!!!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I reveal that I haven't even been remotely pushed by the meteor because the meteor was that pathetic. I then shame the meteor into leaving.

I then throw money overhead, causing Willpin to chase after it. With no contenders, I keep the hill.

MY HILL!!!