The STDs vs. the ERR

[Operative Z]

Hello, ladies and gentlemen of PXR. Do not be alarmed.

In light of the recent events of the Ditto incursion and the elimination of the "Electric Rodent Regime," we have activated our intervention initiative to address the ongoing nuisance this influx of Dittos has presented. Myself and other key Shadow Administrators and Operatives have been deployed within the underground networks of PXR to deal with this hostile "Supremacy of Transforming Dittos" takeover attempt. From here, they cannot see us, they cannot find us, and they cannot touch us. We are unstoppable and we will not concede until this nuisance has been fully exterminated.

Step by step, we will begin the lockdown sequence of all STD operations and will ensure the ongoing efforts and events to pass will cripple and destroy all STD networks, communications, and activities. Your cooperation and support with this process would be most appreciated as we undergo go this essential process.

PXR deserves better than this calamity.

[Trickster Zorua]

Oh bother, come on! What's with the ultra-serious anonymous look anyway? And since when did you start using cheesy army lingo? You've been playing too much Call of Duty: Black Ops III, haven't you? "Operative Z," yeah, like people are dumb and can't tell you're a Zoroark. Hey, look everyone! Big bro is a Zoroark! See, everyone knows. Now start talking normal again because you sound you have the personality of an answering machine!

What my stiff big brother means to say is even though the leader of that pack of zap rats got beat up by a wad of bubble gum and had his internet Wi-Fi ripped out, we're here to help Pokémon Crossroads by driving those Dittos CRAZY! That's right, by the time we're through with them, they'll be driveling mad and might even think transforming themselves into a toilet is a great idea (it certainly isn't).

Anyway, Dittos can't stand Zorua and Zoroark because the fun Illusion stuff throws them off, messes up their transformations, and they're just too ashamed to admit we're WAY more awesome than they are. Now really, would you rather be a cool and tough-looking fox like us with awesome illusion powers, or some blobby wad of bubble gum with a derpy face that has less moves than a Magikarp? Thought so, see, I knew you were smart!

And hey, you're encouraged to get in on the fun! Strap these cool stickers in your signature and be more awesome by supporting the Zoroark Intervention. Or post them in front of a Ditto to remind them of how inadequate they are!





Help us counteract the Ditto junk by wearing these and causing more mischief! And we'll have a club soon as well! You're welcome to join that too!

We're just more awesome!

[Fate]

You two already got your own movie. Leave Ditto be!

[Trickster Zorua]

You two already got your own movie. Leave Ditto be!

THAT'S RIGHT! Who would want to see a movie about Ditto anyway? 'Cause Ditto ain't awesome enough for its own movie!

Hey, Big Bro, I think she sounds a little scared. Ha, ha, and we've only just gotten started!

[Operative Z]

THAT'S RIGHT! Who would want to see a movie about Ditto anyway? 'Cause Ditto ain't awesome enough for its own movie!

Hey, Big Bro, I think she sounds a little scared. Ha, ha, and we've only just gotten started!

You could be more subtle about this...

[SassySnivy]

THAT'S RIGHT! Who would want to see a movie about Ditto anyway? 'Cause Ditto ain't awesome enough for its own movie!

Hey, Big Bro, I think she sounds a little scared. Ha, ha, and we've only just gotten started!

Implying Fate is a "she"
pfffth

it's okay tho that was my first thought too when I saw him around pxr

[Trickster Zorua]

Implying Fate is a "she"
pfffth

it's okay tho that was my first thought too when I saw him around pxr

But I thought Dittos liked to change gender on whim! Well, okay, I'll refer to Fate as "IT."

Hey, I've seen how often Ditto gets dumped in Day Care!

[Chibi Altaria]

OH MY GOSH, INVADERS HAVE APPEARED. Take this! O<

*flashes Dittofied banner*

[RobinHoude]

Oh bother, come on! What's with the ultra-serious anonymous look anyway?

Perhaps, just maaaybe...

[Operative Z]

Perhaps, just maaaybe...

My advisors have come to a unanimous decision of "NO" on that.