Epic battle game

[Goldwynaut]

Sylvester. BECAUSE SYLVESTER. Rambo and KF Logic cancel out the gun rule, meaning that Sylvester has OK firing skills, and would cripple Bruce fairly badly if he hit once with his machine gun, the gun famous for spouting out bullets like a freaking hose.

Sylvester with his stuffs VS. The Incredible Hulk.

Hulk's resistance to bullets would cancel out Sylvester's logic advantage and he would get HULK SMASH!!!ed

I find it hard to give hulk a worthy enemy, so I decide to go with Kratos, who is a god of war-

[Metal Gear Snivy]

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Kratos. I mean, just play the game.

Kratos vs. Kratos (Secondary color)

[Goldwynaut]

Kratos! Kratos is no match for Kratos

Kratos vs Link w triforce of courage (in hyrule historia, it is written that the triforce of courage gives its bearer the power to stand up to any enemy, no matter how much bigger and/or stronger they are)

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Yes, but...It doesn't give them the power to actually win. Just the power to try in the first place. Kratos wins.

Now, Kratos Versus Ganon with the full Triforce? And yes, he did get the whole thing at one point...

[Grassy_Aggron]

Kratos, still. He's freaking KRATOS. Ganon...he'd just laugh at how small he is, then hit him with a chain blade to the face.

Kratos vs. Samus Aran (PRIME. Not miss freakout from Other M).

Terminally angry baddonkey with serious grudges versus looks-like-guy-but-not-guy genetically enhanced exploder of planets.

Oh boy. Things are getting interesting.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Samus. Her keep-away game would destroy Kratos'e strategy of getting in close. Pain pain pain.

Samus Versus Harry Potter.

[Death's Spook]

Samus. Freaking Samus. I like wizards named Harry and all, but this is the wrong one to even think pf standing up against /Samus/.

Samus v. Thessaly (of The Sandman fame).

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Sadly, I'm unaware of who he is, so Samus. I have doubts even the OTHER Wizard Harry would get that far...

Samus Vs. Kyurem.

[Death's Spook]

Thessaly is a girl. And my Harry could hex most of her tech.

Samus. I mean, come on, did you /see/ what she did the people who crossed her?

Samus v. Kirby

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Samus. Kirby can't digest bombs well, so Samus will just keep to her keep-away game and shoot missiles at Kirby. Win.

Samus Versus Master Chief. Master Chief can regen easily and is definitely the physically stronger of the two, but doesn't have as many weapons on his person.