Epic battle game

[Death's Spook]

Samus. She'll maul him before he sees her.

Samus v. Odin One-eye.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

If this is the Norse Mythology one I'm thinking of...Samus.

If she can beat Kratos, Odin isn't going to have much of a life expectancy either, now is he?

Samus Vs Fox. Keep in mind, Fox possesses a reflector to bounce back projectile attacks (or at least SSB says so).

[Death's Spook]

Samus. She's that badass.

Samus Aran v. Titania the Fae Queen.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

If Samus can kill Odin and Kratos-both gods-Titania (or Mab, or Titania AND Mab) is kind of...Out of the question.

Samus is approaching Chuck Norris levels of bada** on a Pokemon Forum. Ladies and Gents, there you have it. Samus X Pikachu must have something to do with it.

Speaking of which, Samus Vs. Pikachu. Should be interesting.

[Death's Spook]

Pfft. Pikachu is Samus's *****.

Samus v. Arceus

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

If Samus can kill Odin, Kratos, and Titania, then Arceus should be a no-brainer.

Samus VS. Giant Dreamy Luigi (from Mario and Luigi Dream Team.)

[Death's Spook]

Samus. She's fricken Samus Aran.

Samus v. Leeroy Jethro Gibbs (who can take on things like Godzilla)

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I think we've established who'd win at this point. I'm not even bothering with Samus Vs. Godzilla for similar reasons.

Samus Vs. Mortha.

[Death's Spook]

Given that Volcarona is a Mothra expy, and that Samus beats Arceus...

Samus v. The Kindly Ones.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Do you think we should just ban Samus? Because I doubt they'll do the job either...! I know!

Samus Vs. Fully staffed UNSC Infinity! Head on confrontation! No way she can tear down an entire ship with that many guns! That's totally different!! (PLEASE WORK)