Epic battle game

[Goldwynaut]

This is just a port of http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/foru...d.php?t=119667 same thread on PE2K

The rules are simple, you choose something or someone you want to see in a battle with something/someone else chosen by the previous poster, the next poster then declares the winner and chooses something/someone the winner will battle next.

Example:

Poster 1: Harry Potter vs Spiderman
Poster 2: Spiderman would just flick Harry's wand out of his hands and beat the daylight out of him

Spiderman vs Ryu

Poster 1: Ryu would win

Ryu vs Legolas

Banned objects (things that you can not send into battle) include:

Spoiler:

Chuck Norris
Jesus
Any Digimon

Since I am OP, I will start:

Ash Ketchum vs Gary Oak

[Bulbasaur]

Ash Ketchum, I suppose.

Jessie VS. James

[Death's Spook]

Jessie has James thoroughly whipped. Why should it be any different in battle?

Zeus v. Odin

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Facepalm* The rules say the winner of the last battle has to face the next challenger...In other words, Ash has to partake in a battle. (I'll just say he won against the other four).

Ash VS. A 60-foot tall giant fist.

[Goldwynaut]

Giga fist wins

Giga fist vs Sylvester Stallone with machine gun and rambo logic

[Metal Gear Snivy]

Sylvester. You just can't beat Rambo logic.

Sylvester Stallone w/Machine Gun & Rambo Logic vs. Blue Peeps Whitey Dragon w/Yu-Gi-Oh! Logic

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Rambo Logic triumphs...Again.

Sylvester Stallone w/Machine Gun & Rambo Logic VS The Kid from Bastion with an Anti-Rambo Logic Calamity Cannon.

[Death's Spook]

Sylvester Stallone. I mean, come on, he's Sylvester Stallone.

Stallone with all the above v. Ahnold (Schwarzenegger)

[Goldwynaut]

Sylvester Stallone. I mean, come on, he's Sylvester Stallone.

Stallone with all the above v. Ahnold (Schwarzenegger)

It would most likely end in a draw, since they are both supported by super-realistic movie logic, but since I have to pick one, Sylvester would mostly get mad after a while and kill Arnold in a berserk attack

Sylvester with Rambo logic vs Bruce Lee with kung-fu movie logic (Kung-fu movie logic states that everyone who would use a gun for combat is very very bad at firing with it, it also states that everyone who is not the arch badguy or your master is at least 3 times slower than you in terms of movement speed, hit rate and reflexes)

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Sylvester. BECAUSE SYLVESTER. Rambo and KF Logic cancel out the gun rule, meaning that Sylvester has OK firing skills, and would cripple Bruce fairly badly if he hit once with his machine gun, the gun famous for spouting out bullets like a freaking hose.

Sylvester with his stuffs VS. The Incredible Hulk.