Once upon a time, there was a green penguin with a big ego. He was named Snickerdoodle and lived in Texas in a small shack with liquors he made himself. It was a sunny day when Snickerdoodle met the orange whale at the movie theatre. As always, the movie theatre was full of owls who made loud noises and sandwiches. But something seemed very strange about the sandwiches today. He didn't know why the sandwiches felt so strange. They just did.