Silly Stories!

[Suicune's Fire]

Example story:

Silly Story: The Adventures of Two Flareon, a Pikachu and a Sneasel

By Suicune's Fire and DHPflareon

Suicune's parts are bolded, and DHPflareon's parts aren't.

Nova, flareon - DHP
Seth, pikachu - DHP
Dusty, flareon - Grace
Zhol, sneasel - Grace

One day, Dusty was walking along and she ran into a tree. “How dare this tree be in my way!” she yelled, and suddenly the tree burst into flames. She stared at it in horror and narrowed her eyes, turning to Zhol. “ZHOL! Quick! Put out the fire!” Zhol obeyed and raced to Dusty’s side, but instead of using ice to put the flames out, she threw a

rock and it missed Seth´s head by a few inches. The pikachu looked at her with an angry face. “Why are you throwing rocks at me!

It hurts!” yelled Nova, and Dusty stopped throwing rocks and stared. “Oh..sorry.” She put the rocks down and cleared her throat. “Anyway, where to now?” Suddenly lightning bolts raced across the sky. Dusty’s eyes grew larger than melons and she stared up, spotting a pikachu flying after the lightning. “What the heck?” she questioned, before realising that the pikachu was flying directly toward her! “AAAHHH!” she yelled, but didn’t think to move before

the flareon fell into the water and disappeared with a big *Splosh*

Nova landed in the pond. He began to swim hopelessly about, and at one stage Dusty thought he was about to drown. “I’LL SAVE YOU!” she yelped and then stopped right before she was about to walk into the water. “Oh no wait. I won’t. Because you

told me that you heard a voice in your head and you are afraid of

yellow spiders with funny looking faces!” Everyone gasped and looked at Seth. “What?!” he grumbled, crossing his arms. “I have weird fears, okay?” Dusty rolled her eyes and pointed to water. “Well at least my fear is logical!” Zhol only shook her head. “I think we should keep moving,” she told everyone seriously, and they all looked at her. “Why?” Dusty asked. “Because,” Zhol continued, “we have to find the sacred key that will lead us to the magical

kingdom of Arilia and there we will find the orb of wisdom that we can use to

clean out the lake with.” Zhol didn’t know what he was talking about. “I cleaned that lake out a few days ago because it was overrun with magikarp,” she told him angrily, and Nova only expelled a fireball in their direction. “Come on, let’s keep moving!” So they crossed the lake and Dusty almost fell in. “Hurry up!” Seth yelled. “You’re being really

stupid, you know that? why would she like you when you are so mean” Seth just grunted and walked away leaving a frustrated Nova behind. He walked slowly towards

the door, mesmerised by the inscription beside it which read: “Dusty, if you do not do what I say, you will have another baby eevee.” Suddenly Dusty whirled around and glared at Nova with fiery eyes. “WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!” she exclaimed, lighting on fire suddenly. “DID YOU PUT THAT THERE?!” But Nova didn’t know what she was talking about! “No, no, that wasn’t me, I swear!” he protested, but Dusty knew better than to trust him after he had done it the first time. “I. DON’T. WANT. MORE. KIDS!” she exclaimed, stomping towards him. Nova cowered against the door, but suddenly the door opened and he fell through. Dusty chased him into the room and found herself on a great big bed of

flowers. She spun her head around and saw Nova sleeping near a tree not far from her “How did I end up here?”

he thought to himself. “And I thought getting a random fridge was weird...” Seth glanced around and tried to inspect the room a little. “Did someone kidnap me?” Suddenly the wall collapsed and a tank rolled in with Nova in the front seat. “Jump on!” he yelled, and Seth, bewildered by the random intrusion, could only stare in confusion. Suddenly Dusty

appeared from behind and tackled him sending him flying and face plant the ground. Nova got up and

began to do a little dance. “Uhh...what are you doing?” asked Dusty, and Nova narrowed his eyes. “I’m...not sure...” he said, and stopped dancing. “We’re almost there!” called Zhol and Seth from up ahead, and pointed to where the castle stood, looming over them. “What are we going to find there?” asked Dusty, and Nova turned to her dramatically. “DEATH.” Suddenly the ground began to shake, and from it emerged a giant

red demon with a bloody apron and a giant clever. The demon grinned and ran towards them. "Mmmm…fresh meat!"

And I am soooo hungry,” he said. Nova only narrowed his eyes and looked to the others. Dusty shrugged. “HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS?!” yelled Seth, and threw his sword (which his bigger than him) at the Butcher. The snorlax with a large apron only caught the sword and swallowed it whole, saying, “Look! I trained to be a sword swallower when I was just a munchlax.” Dusty growled at him and shot a fireball his way. However, that only made him

angrier and his red body began to glow with a sinister red light. He swung the clever towards Seth who parried it with an iron tail of his own but he was sent flying and landed safely a few feet away. Nova fired a plasma bolt but it missed its target and

hit Nova in the face. “AHH THAT HURT!” He screamed and was sent backwards, rolling multiple times and collecting tiny pachirisu along the way which got lodged in his bushy tail. “What the heck. Where did they come from?” asked Dusty with a raised eyebrow, sort of confused. “I DON’T KNOW, BUT HELP ME FIGHT!” yelled Nova, and Dusty rolled

to the left the cleaver missing her by a few inches. “We got to finish this thing off now!” Seth Shouted and began to build up lightning in his body. He fired off a giant thunderbolt that hit the demons clever, zapping it with so much electricity the he exploded.

Everyone cheered and clapped, and Nova and Dusty had a flareon party. Everyone was invited, and Zhol and Seth dressed up like flareons. They burnt all the cupcakes and the day ended with Dusty chasing Nova like a maniac because she really wanted fresh, golden-brown baked goods. Not burnt ones.

THE END!