Originally Posted by
ARandomTool
Noones done the Eevee statue yet? Hm. Guess I'll do that: Taking Eye Rods and Mouth Rod to the Macrebe Eevee Statue...
Hey, Rusty! It's me again! You know what this means!
So you're one going to j͔̝̙̜̯̰̭a̫̣̦͕̥̞̠̘͎b̥͕̫̬͙̥̹̭̭͔̹̯̩̹ up that Eevee?
B̟͕̘̜̖ͅỌ͍̠̰̙̜̰Y̗̞,̖̥̘̹̩ ͈̞̺T͓̦̥͎̮H̺A̗T̳̰͍̲ ̠͚͉̜S͔̥͚̱̹U̯̭͓͇̖R͈͉͍̠͇E̦͓̣ ̯S̮̪͇̪̙O͔͉U͖̲͔Ṋ̘̣̟̻̬D̜̯̤Ṣ̻̥̻̮͓ ̮̭L͉̜IK̺E̺̠̞̰͍̰ ̮͓̟̦F͉̗̥͔̮̥̠U̞̞N̪̥͖͓̬͔̣!̥͈̦̥̫ͅ!͇͖̺!̣
You decid̀̇͐̀͐̐ͧ̚͟҉͇e to gather up the rods and head over to Jekker Park to do some lovely Eevee staking. Cutesy freakin' Eevee. Yeah, you gonna m̛̟̹̜̼͔̣̠͇ͥ̎͆͊̈́ͮ͊ess up that Eevee real bad and get ugly real fast.
You march around in the park feeling like a gruff Viking right now and you find̀̇͐̀͐̐ͧ̚͟҉ that freaky as hell Eevee statue with no eyes or m̛̟̹̜̼͔̣̠͇ͥ̎͆͊̈́ͮ͊outh. Again, you get that co͑͌ͭ̃̆ͮ͢҉̼͈̘͡zy, funny feeling like its soul was sucked out and needs a replacement. Well, why not yours, Mister O'Toole? You weren't using yours for much anyway!
You look at the lovely and heart-warm̛̟̹̜̼͔̣̠͇ͥ̎͆͊̈́ͮ͊ing inscription on the bottom before you do your nasty, dirty O'Toole work. What y̲͓͉͖̤̹̬̲̬ͭ̇͠ou do best!
STAKE HER! STAKE HER IN THE EYES AND MOUTH SO SHE CAN'T SEE YOU AND YOU CAN SHUT HER UP FOREVER!
Well, have at it, O'Toole! It isn't going to stake itself now!
You start with the Eye Rod for the left eye. It doesn't go in too easy and you end up having to RAM that sucker in like you're trying to unclog a toilet! But it eventually sinks in there and boy, that looks gruesome! Gọ̢̭͕̆ͅͅ for the other, you sap, what are you waiting for? You ram the one in for the right eye and that feels just as much fun as the last one. It rams in with a nice "thunk" and that Eevee looks even worse than it did befọ̢̭͕̆ͅͅre! See what happ̝͈̺̱̳̲̹̮ͥ͠ens when people ask you to do something!?
And lastly, you take the Mouth Rod and shove that thing in so deep like yọ̢̭͕̆ͅͅu're hoping this darn Eevee chokes on it. It locks into place and bingo! It looks like it's choking on that damn thing!
[Eye Rod] x2 and [Mouth Rod] have been removed from the Team Inventory. Really, you have no more uses for these stupid things.
{Macabre Eevee Statue: Eye Socket, Eye Socket, Mouth Socket}
The scream starts quiet in your head. Like a little eeeeee as if a stupid bug is flying around your cran̴͓͚͇͊ͤ̈̓ͤ̊́ium. But then it gets louder, and louder, and LOUDER and L̥̬̜O̰̰͍̬̦U̞̗͚͙̭̱̱̻D̺̞E̱R̝͍!̳̮̺!͇͈̭̤!͇̫̖ͅ
EEEEE̲̫̰͕̺E̘̘̗̝̪̮E̠E̥̲̖̟̖̤E̺̼ẸE̩̺̤͖E̬̗̲͍̭̞̖̬͓̪͓E̩ ̟͕̗̩̳̘̙̣̬̻̜͍͚̣̱͇͈
EEEEEEEEEEEE̱̯̪͉̦̩̪E͉͖͈̻E̘̺͙͇̬E̱͈E̟͙͔͚͎̮E̢̡͍͎̳̘̤̬ͣ ͔͙E̴̛̟̺̺ͮ̒̅ͬ̓̋̄E̥͈̟͖ͫ̏̌ͣ̊E̢̬̼͙̦̣͆͆͂̋ͭ͒Ę̪̩̰̭̱̏͂ͬE̐ ̶̛̖̙̘͈̳̱͕͙͔ͬ̎̋E͙̭̼̺̻̟̘͈͉̗͙̙̿͌̏̐͒̂ͩͣ͞͡E̶̟̦͈̼͂́̏̊͊͟͠ ̦̤̥̱͇̤̝̫̳ͅͅE̷͎̫͔̲̗̥̫̰̹͈̤͍͓̣̲͈̪̫̹͌̍̍͑͞͞E̷̷̬͙̭͈͋̇͆̿͘ ̗͈̖̞̰̲̯̺E̷̡̮͈̬͓͓̮͔͚̜̲̥̖͚̬̙̹͍͍͗̍͗̿̿̇ͮ̊́̈ͩ̚͟ͅE̿ͫ͆̏̉͒ ̴̴͕̱̜̺̪̆ͧ̎̉̋̒E̟̦̱̟̮̺̝͕̻̰̝͙̹͚̞͎͆͋͛̂͑ͣ͒͢͡ͅ
And then the Eevee statue just shatters into a million pieces while you just stand there, dumbfoun̴͓͚͇͊ͤ̈̓ͤ̊́ded as you behold some creepy vision you're being haun̴͓͚͇͊ͤ̈̓ͤ̊́ted by some creepy as hell but still adorable Eevee ghost! Looks like you've made a forever friend! F͑̀̀O̯͈̪̙̻͐͊̅R͛̎̀̉͋͗̚͏͍͉̣̤̙E͎̮̜̥̦̘͛̒ͭ͌̅̐̚V҉E͚̟͋͢ͅͅ ̘R̵̯͇͉̈́͊̎ͦ ̰̹̥̟̱̺F̱̺͚̗̟̤Ṙ̼̌̽I̹̙͈̼͔̞̎̉̽ͅE̬̝̞͂̿͆̽ͫ͠N̛ͨD̯̀ͫ̽ͣ̚͜ ̙̠!͙̠̟̘̝̀ͤ́!̡͇͉͕̹̘͍̼ͭ!͍̻͈͖̼̄̍ͬ̋̇̈ͅ
Rusty O'Toole has suffered 2 Damage to Sanity! At least you'll never be lonely now!
Hope you like i̙̱̫n͕̮͈sọ̙̻̦̠̰̘m̪̘̱̥̜̥̥n͓̰̖̯̣ḭ̯͙̞a̱̼͕̩!̜̤̻͎̩
Among the fragmented pieces of the Eevee statue, you find what looks like the blade portion of a dagger! I mean sure, that's what was being hidden in there, right? You reach down to pick it up but...
#Infernal Presence# Trap 20 (Size)+50 (Security)% Evasion Test: 25 out of 100: Failed!
Oh dear!
Rusty O'Toole has suffered 1 Damage to Sanity! Yippie-yippe-yay!!
You slap your silly Lucario paw right on that h͕̠̮̙͈͙ͅo̭̗̹̝̖͖t͚̹ mess and even MORE freakishly haunting things jump into your pasty Lucario brain! So not only do you have the spirit of some creepy dead Eevee prowling around you, but now you've gone se͈̯̘̳̺nile and think all the shadows are eating your memories and e͈̯̘̳̺motions away!
Item [Blade of Blood] #Infernal Presence# (1 Sanity Damage) has been added to the Team Inventory for more of you to enjoy!
Oh Mister O'Toole, you look just awful! I mean look at *giggle* your eyes going all *snicker* wonky and even your mouth looks *chortle* like your jaw is about to drop off!
Run along now! Back to bed with you, bad boy!
Rusty O'Toole the Lucario (M: Fighting/Steel)
Health: 5/5
Sanity: 1/4
Perk: Security | Learned Abilities: Rescue/Escape
Failed Assassinations: 0/2
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