Originally Posted by
Noblejanobii
Let's have a chat with #1 Babbyboo the Blissey!
Interview Rapport: NEUTRAL, MODEST!
+Modesty (Ghost VS Normal)
You decide to chat with Bappyboo the Blissey, and you find she works as the head director of the Booplesnoot Times Newspaper. And when you greet her, you almost immediately regret it. Her eyes light up and she immediately rushes to you like she's going to bowl you over with her giant girth and squash you like a steamroller over a pancake.
"Oh, oh, look at you!" she squeals with delight, caressing you instantly before pinching your cheeks. "Aren't you just the CUTEST thing! Yes, you are! YES, YOU ARE! Hee hee hee!"
You back away, a bit irritated, but you decide to quickly get down to business and ask what Babbyboo knows about the Squawkers or anything else that's unusual that she's seen around town.
"Oh, those silly Squawkers!" Bappyboo giggles. "They aren't so bad! I honestly think they're just out having some wily fun! I mean I'm quite sure they'll clean up after themselves once they're done and just want to go home! Sure, I think not everyone expected for them to stay around for so long, but I'm sure they'll want to go back to where they came from eventually, right? I'm sure they have families and children and mommies just waiting for them back home!"
She giggles, pinches your cheek again, and does a little wobble dance. And... she giggles again.
"Oh, there's all kinds of things going on around town!" Bappyboo giggles again. "I should know! Why, just this morning I discovered that cranky old Shut Up and Sleep Hotel had become a lovely sculpture of absolutely lovely vanilla cream pudding! I've already had one of my journalists write a story about it! But that silly Vigoroth never even bothered to try a taste of it first! I'm disappointed in that lout! Hee hee hee, only kidding! He's really quite nice. He does such a nice job shining my shoes whenever I ask him to do it!"
"Oh, you adorable, little thing, you!" she squeals. "You run along now! I've got to get back to work, and I'm sure you have many fun places to go to today! Hurry along, now, but feel free to come back anytime!"
She then waddles back over to her office, and you kind of wish you could forget about that experience.
Madder the Devious Mimikyu (S: Ghost/Fairy)
Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 1/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 2/12
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking
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