Originally Posted by
Noblejanobii
You want me to go out in that? For some pesky interview? Eth no way. This place is way too cutesy I'm out of here.
Oh no you don't! Come on! We're going to interview
#2 Whopper the Milktank whether you like it or not!
Ack! No! The cuteness! It
burnssssss!!
FEEEEEEL THE BURNNNNNNNN!!!!
If you like cute Mimikyus, you're in for a treat because Madder slaps on 4 points of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Super Pink Happy Squeee Kawaii Holiday!
You decide to harass the appropriately-named Whopper the Miltank. You find normally Whopper is a prima donna, is a bit of a snot, and loves to shop until her credit cards have an aneurism-induced seizure.
Interview Rapport: ✭EPIC!!✭
Super Pink Happy Squeee Kawaii Holiday!
"Well, well, hello hun!" she tells you, giving you a big, fat hug. "Betcha didn't think I'd do that now!"
You nod. Awkwardness increases. You ask about the Squawkers and if good ol' Whopper knows anything about their nefarious deeds of prime evil and dried boogers.
"I tell ya, something about Bappyboo has me wondering," Whopper insists. "She was always an annoying twit and fruiter than fruitcake, but when things got really hairy with them Squawkers, good heaven to Betsy, she went even more nuts. I think she's just the kind of nutbox the Squawkers would be interested in, but maybe it's just me."
"Maybe Snooki too," Whopper wonders. "She's been acting actually cute and peachy, lately. Probably up to no good! I don't know if she's a Squawker or not for real, but she's up to some suspicious funny business."
"Oh, I have something I really should have gotten rid of, but maybe you'd look better with it!" Whopper insists, throwing something really oddly colorful at you. "Totally not my style!"
You're confused, but then you find yourself scrambling to catch this bizarre thing she just threw at you that looks like a butterfly wing and...
#Super Adorable Aura - BUG (+3 Overwhelming Cuteness)# Trap 15% Evasion Test: 63 out of 100: FAILED!
Madder gets .75 points of extra Overwhelming Cuteness from the Super Adorable Aura! Reduced damage because you're a funny ghost with a love for Halloween!
#[Left Rainbow Butterfly Wing] Super Adorable Aura - BUG (+3 Overwhelming Cuteness)# has been added to the Team Pile!
What kind of funky weird... you know what, you're not even going to ask.
"Have fun now, hun!" Whopper waves you goodbye. "Don't forget to eat your fruits and vegetables!"
Madder the Devious Mimikyu (S: Ghost/Fairy)
Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 8.75/12
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking
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