★Devolution Battle Royale!★

[Neo Emolga]

YES! THE WHEEL IT IS!

SPINZ TO WINZZZZZ!!!

Now who doesn't love a good wheel spin? It's fun for everyone!

SCYTHERWOLF RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Beautifly (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Delcatty (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Lombre (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Budew (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Finneon (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Dunsparce (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Fun with Photoshop Filters
Theme #2: Disney Princess
Theme #3: Sadness and WOE
Theme #4: SUPER EDGY
Theme #5: Fancy cakes

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: Eats months old sushi
Usertitle #2: Woe is bird
Usertitle #3: BE POSITIVE THINKING!
Usertitle #4: Don't eat those socks
Usertitle #5: I'm a family clam

...

Rest in pieces. Hey, it had to happen to someone. :P

And this is... exactly why I don't want to get Wheeled. XD

[Neo Emolga]

Why, it's your daily dose of anarchy, that's who!

MASTER RNG feels warm and fuzzy today and decides to share that love by sharing it with...

SHRUIKAN as Alolan Ninetales and NEO EMOLGA as Bellossom to the battlefield!
@Shruikan

The RENEGADE COIN OF BANANAS has declared SHRUIKAN strikes first!

TURN ONE
SHRUIKAN kicks things off with a Cross Chop! But it ends up just as a love tap.
NEO EMOLGA starts with Dream Eater! But he isn't so sure he'll enjoy the flavor.

TURN TWO
SHRUIKAN tries Power Swap! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on NEO EMOLGA!
NEO EMOLGA uses Nuzzle! But he decides to keep his distance instead.

TURN THREE
SHRUIKAN strikes with Teleport! But he finds himself still sitting in the same spot!
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Photon Geyser! But doesn't even know what that would look like.

TURN FOUR
SHRUIKAN uses Self-Destruct! But actually he's feeling pretty good today.
NEO EMOLGA unleashes Shock Wave! But jumping up and down doesn't quite have the same effect.

TURN FIVE
SHRUIKAN tries Thunder Shock! But it's more like static cling than anything else.
NEO EMOLGA uses Pursuit! But decides he's not really up for chasing anyone around.

TURN SIX
SHRUIKAN attacks with Facade! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on NEO EMOLGA!
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Odor Sleuth! But then remembers you kind of need a nose for that sort of thing.

TURN SEVEN
SHRUIKAN tries Fake Out! But NEO EMOLGA catches on quickly.
NEO EMOLGA uses Earth Power! But it turns out you need more than just a scoop to do anything.

TURN EIGHT
SHRUIKAN attacks with Entrainment! But he just has that funny look in his eyes!
NEO EMOLGA tries Tri Attack! But he doesn't even get the first one going!

TURN NINE
SHRUIKAN strikes with Eruption! He makes a loud growly noise to simulate it!
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Karate Chop! But it turns out to be just a light bonk.

TURN TEN
SHRUIKAN uses Explosion! But wisely decides not to get himself caught in that mess, also.
NEO EMOLGA tries Poison Tail! But without a tail... yeah.

TURN ELEVEN
SHRUIKAN attacks with Sky Uppercut! He almost bonks his nose!
NEO EMOLGA uses Discharge! But not even a spark comes out of that!

TURN TWELVE
SHRUIKAN tries Dragon Dance! He gets that funky shake thing going!
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Ice Beam! But just the thought of that makes him think about wanting a jacket!

TURN THIRTEEN
SHRUIKAN uses Sketch! Turns out it's tough to draw with paws!
NEO EMOLGA tries Horn Drill! It's even harder without a horn!

TURN FOURTEEN
SHRUIKAN attacks with Struggle! Turns out he still has PP remaining!
NEO EMOLGA tries Hyper Fang! But he's not into caffeinated vampire things.

TURN FIFTEEN
SHRUIKAN uses Block! Now he's just trying to get in the way!
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Withdraw! Yeah, but to where?

TURN SIXTEEN
SHRUIKAN tries Pin Missile! He tries to attach sewing needles to bottle rockets!
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Hammer Arm! Except that just makes him look silly!

TURN SEVENTEEN
SHRUIKAN attacks with Nature's Madness! Turns out Nature actually is having an okay day today.
NEO EMOLGA uses Aqua Ring! But pouring water in a circle doesn't seem to do anything!

TURN EIGHTEEN
SHRUIKAN strikes with Bestow! Except he doesn't know where to put it.
NEO EMOLGA tries Shore Up! But that's tough with no beach in sight!

TURN NINETEEN
SHRUIKAN uses Knock Off! He hits the lamp off the dresser!
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Explosion! Turns out he isn't really up for getting blown up today.

TURN TWENTY
SHRUIKAN tries Foresight! Turns out knowing the sun will come up tomorrow doesn't count.
NEO EMOLGA uses Final Gambit! But he'd have to look that up on Wikipedia first!

TURN TWENTY-ONE
SHRUIKAN attacks with Agility! It lands the 3rd and final regular damage strike on NEO EMOLGA!

SHRUIKAN WINS!

Well, sir, you were the ONE PERSON I WAS REALLY HOPING I WOULDN'T HAVE TO BATTLE THIS SEASON BECAUSE...

• You had the type advantage
• You can't evolve
• You've already Wheeled me

Which means...

The only option is devolution, which also means...



Merry Crapmas. Bloody hell, this is beyond brutal. 3RD TIME GETTING STUCK WITH GLOOM. Oh, go and laugh, it's okay! But it's not funny! Well, maybe it is.

Rawr. And the hunt for another Sunstone begins. Geez. THOSE ARE NOT EASY TO GET A HOLD OF! SERIOUSLY!

[Bulbasaur]

p!catch Neo

[Neo Emolga]

p!catch Neo

It failed! You have brought shame and disgrace upon your family name for generations to come! Your ice cream will melt faster, you shoes will constantly become untied, you will keep forgetting where you left your keys, your phone will keep buzzing with spam messages, and your farts will become more explosive than ever before! Embrace the woe! Babies will wail and cry just from your aura! Mind-grating, bass-massacre dubstep will play more often in your presence, and the fates will see to it that you will have to struggle and hunt for open parking spaces like a starving vulture!

Savor the malice! Enjoy the agony! Muah ha ha ha ha ha!

[arnisd]

You can't escape your fate neo, destined to be a drooling plant pokemon.
For you see, many eons ago a powerfull race of plant creatures raised a curse on your primordial ancestors. The curse of eternal gloom, cities will fall, mountains crumble, civilizations vanish! All this to keep you a gloom for the rest of eternity! That or until you get devolved again, or find a new stone! Whichever comes first really, you know power scaling is like dragon ball with curses this old and all.
Eitherway don't question it

[Neo Emolga]

You can't escape your fate neo, destined to be a drooling plant pokemon.
For you see, many eons ago a powerfull race of plant creatures raised a curse on your primordial ancestors. The curse of eternal gloom, cities will fall, mountains crumble, civilizations vanish! All this to keep you a gloom for the rest of eternity! That or until you get devolved again, or find a new stone! Whichever comes first really, you know power scaling is like dragon ball with curses this old and all.
Eitherway don't question it

Hur hur hur, but breaking curses is my specialty! I will beat your challenge! JUST YOU WAIT!

[Neo Emolga]

Sanity!? Huh!? Why would you find something so useless like that here?

MASTER RNG steals your eggnog and drags...

BULBASAUR as Ninetales and VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Dunsparce to the battlefield!
@Bulbasaur @Voltaire Magneton

The GRAPE-FLAVORED COIN OF ERRATIC SEAGULLS has declared BULBASAUR strikes first!

TURN ONE
BULBASAUR opens with Sand Attack! But it just disappears in his paws like grains of...
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON starts up with a Extrasensory! But he doesn't even get Kindasensory going!

TURN TWO
BULBASAUR tries Spite! It has NO EFFECT AT ALL, leaving BULBASAUR quivering with humiliation!

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON WINS!

And... wow, wasn't expecting that to happen at all, but hey, just goes to show you it can be a thing!

Voltaire, you're the executive chef tonight! What's cooking for Bulbsaur?

[Voltaire Magneton]

W O W

LEZZ ROLL THE WHEEL!

[Neo Emolga]

W O W

LEZZ ROLL THE WHEEL!

The birthday boy has spoken. BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL, THE WHEEL SHALL SPIN!

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Bellossom (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Chimecho (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Clefairy (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Mudkip (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Smoochum (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Comfey (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: S P I C Y H O T R E D
Theme #2: Mr. Game & Watch inspired
Theme #3: graphic design is my passion
Theme #4: WEEB
Theme #5: Welcome to Doki Doki Literature Club! (which act? idk about you ;) )

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: Certified Fortnite Dance Instructor
Usertitle #2: waiting for Despacito 2
Usertitle #3: graphic design is my passion
Usertitle #4: STAN TALENT STAN LOONA
Usertitle #5: o w o whats this???

Another Comfey! Don't despair, ARandomTool has actually had a pretty good run as one! But will that luck run out!? Find out later tonight!

[Neo Emolga]

Beers and cheers to overcome your fears and tears!

MASTER RNG has a brain fart and drags in...

ARANDOMTOOL as Comfey and NOBLEJANOBII as Mimikyu to the battlefield! Not like there are any other options out there, are there!?
@ARandomTool @Noblejanobii

The MUSICAL COIN OF NINJA KAZOOS has declared NOBLEJANOBII strikes first!

TURN ONE
NOBLEJANOBII kicks things off with a Aeroblast! She exhales mightily!
ARANDOMTOOL opens up with Spiky Shield! But he decides trying to work with a chunk of cactus isn't such a hot idea.

TURN TWO
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Swagger! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on ARANDOMTOOL!
ARANDOMTOOL uses Round! It has NO EFFECT AT ALL on NOBLEJANOBII, causing ARANDOMTOOL to cry and pout and want to go home!

NOBLEJANOBII WINS!

Yesh... beware the Mimikyu for this grizzly reason! XD

So how does Noblejanobii celebrate Christmas early? Everyone watches eagerly! On one hand, you can devolve and egg the poor Comfey, or you can get your Nefarious Anarchist badge by Wheeling him! Decisions! DECISIONS!