[WAR] Jupiter Mining Corporation

[PV]

You can't frighten me! I'm a coward, I'm always scared! - Arnold Judas Rimmer

It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere.

Have you dreamed of a future of glory, fame and immortality? Well good news for those of you who won't get any of that! The Jupiter Mining Corporation are recruiting new members to board our flagship Red Dwarf to head Back to Earth and compete in the WAR. We cannot guarantee the absence of any GELFs. Species known as Pokemon have not yet been utilised by the Corps for our Space Exploration missions, and they could well be a vital commodity in future missions. Under the command of Captain Vultan, Red Dwarf is returning to Earth to obtain numerous species of these Pokemon in order to undertake vital research into the viability of their usage on other terran planets across the galaxy through whatever means necessary.

We're here to kick butt and chew bubblegum, and thanks to the Holly Hop Drive, we have a pretty substantial supply of gum, so we'll start with that.

What we stand for



1] Adherance to Space Corps Directives
2] Terraforming to produce new S3 Planets (Recreating Cleveland is forbidden)
3] Promoting a Positive Work Environment
4] The occasional bit of genetic enhancement
5] Curry Night is Every Night! (Korma is acceptable. Pizza may be considered a valid substitute in June)



Discipline

If anyone does anything particularly naughty, I'll have to get Mr. Flibble in.





Sign up here future Space Cadets, you probably won't regret it too much

Username: Your Username
Number: Pick a number between 1-10
Skills: The things you can do in the WAR



Crew Directory
Total Crew: 16


Captain Vultan

Canary Wrangler monkeybard
Catering Officer Ghostwriter
Console Executive Arteest76
Deck Sergeant Elrond
Drive Officer Eternal NewMoon
Engineer 1st Class Ravyne
Engineer 2nd Class DHPflareon
First Console Officer 3m0d0ll
Flight Coordinator a3person
Medi-Bot Marius
Navigation Officer ninjaskarmory
Ship's Cat Suicune's Fire
Series 4000 Droid Elbub
Technician 1st Class Maxie The Weavile
Technician 2nd Class Tiesoul

[PV]

I'm so awesome, I'm even filling in the form to show you how it's done.

Username: (Prince) Vultan
Number: Pi
Skills: URPG, Humour, Showdown

[Lord Celebi]

dat red dwarf reference doe

[Maxie the Weavile]

Username:Maxie (The Weavile)
Number: 6
Skills: Leading Pokemon on the battlefields of URPG

[PV]

Username:Maxie (The Weavile)
Number: 6
Skills: Leading Pokemon on the battlefields of URPG

Upon inspection, your application to join the Corps is accepted. Welcome aboard 1st Technician Maxie, you shall be responsible for maintaining & supervising the vending machines of the flagship. Please find enclosed your celebratory signature:

Spoiler:

[Elrond]

I'm feeling magnanimous.

Username: Elrond
Number: Pi
Skills: URPG and whatever I feel like, but I make no promises.

[PV]

I'm feeling magnanimous.

Username: Elrond
Number: Pi
Skills: URPG and whatever I feel like, but I make no promises.

Your application seems to be in order. Welcome to the JMC Elrond, you shall be tasked with maintaining order on the deck, being a port of call for anyone with issues regarding their accommodation. Please find enclosed your celebratory signature:

Spoiler:

[3m0d0ll]

Because of the charming and persistent wooing attempts done by Vultan, I would like to apply for admittance into this WAR team. I would personally like to oversight the precautions taken to preserve the welfare of these "Pokemon" the the global ecosystems of earth.

Username: 3m0d0ll.
Number: 9
Skills: ASB definitely. Maybe Showdown, humor, debate, GCEA, or art.

[PV]

Because of the charming and persistent wooing attempts done by Vultan, I would like to apply for admittance into this WAR team. I would personally like to oversight the precautions taken to preserve the welfare of these "Pokemon" the the global ecosystems of earth.

Username: 3m0d0ll.
Number: 9
Skills: ASB definitely. Maybe Showdown, humor, debate, GCEA, or art.

Your paperwork is all in order. Welcome aboard First Console Officer 3m0d0ll, you'll have a wonderful chance to oversee 'welfare' from your position in charge of data sent to the bridge of the ship, with the occasional tedious officer meetings.

Please find enclosed your celebratory signature

Spoiler:

[Ganyu]

Username: Ghostwriter
Number: 8
Skills: ASB, Writing, Roleplaying (depends on the role play), definitely. I may join other competitions if I feel like I have a chance.