King of the Hill!

[Ash K.]

I perform a series of acrobatic maneuvers to get back up and knock you off.

My hill.

[Dragotech]

I trap you inside a box and sit on top of it on top of the hill thus claiming the hill..,
My hill

[Ash K.]

I teleport to a point above you and let gravity do the rest.

My hill.

[Dragotech]

I catch you and throw you off the hill.
My hill.

[Ash K.]

I loop around the world and hit you from behind and very high speed.

My hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I repeat what you just did by teleporting above you, letting gravity do the rest, and reclaim the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Dragotech]

I grow a beanstalk over the hill and drop down and knock you off the hill. My hill

[Ash K.]

I make the beanstalk attack and bind you.

My hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I stuffed the beanstalk with my namesake, and detonate it. It blows you both off the hill. I reclaim what's rightfully mine.

MY HILL!!!

[Dragotech]

I buy the hill and evict you from it.
My hill.