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At night, the Clean Tumble Laundromat looks eve͌̈́̓̅ͨ́̚͡͏̧̖̮̤̻̲͙̟̯̥̤̬̮͉̳̼͖͇͡n worse than the abandoned and vacant store it is during the day. In fact, this whole strip mall is now just an abandoned, creepy derelict. Looks like the Stalkers aren't too goo̖̰̺̲̤͕͈̮̗̞͕̬͕̿͐ͪ̌͋͑͊ͧ̊̽̊́̚͘͠͝ͅd for the economy, are they?

You don't find anything even remotely use͌̈́̓̅ͨ́̚͡͏̧̖̮̤̻̲͙̟̯̥̤̬̮͉̳̼͖͇͡ful outside by the storefront (unless you think cigarette butts and old chewing gum is useful, you silly sap, you), so you decide to search the interior. You know Maknon mentioned something to you about a sword, so you're on the lookout for that between the old and slightly worn-down washing machines and dryers. And you think you're hot enough to just about deal with anything, so why not?

The whole laundromat is old and looks like it could̺̤̱̺̝ͩ͌ͩ̎ͤ͠ have used some renovations years ago. The maroon and white checkered floor is dingy and dusty, the wood-panel walls are dated, and the ceiling is dusty and has several cobwebs floating about. You can tell Derran must be old because his store pro̖̰̺̲̤͕͈̮̗̞͕̬͕̿͐ͪ̌͋͑͊ͧ̊̽̊́̚͘͠͝ͅbably hasn't been updated in decade͌̈́̓̅ͨ́̚͡͏̧̖̮̤̻̲͙̟̯̥̤̬̮͉̳̼͖͇͡s. Seriously, who still uses laundromats when there's hovercars out there? You'd think they'd learn.

You search from machine to machine, finding a few leftover articles of clothing like missing socks, a glove, and the like. Nothing important, of course. But then, you see it! The very sword Maknon was talking about. Just where he left it, between the wall and the last machine in the store. You d̺̤̱̺̝ͩ͌ͩ̎ͤ͠ecide to check it out for yo̖̰̺̲̤͕͈̮̗̞͕̬͕̿͐ͪ̌͋͑͊ͧ̊̽̊́̚͘͠͝ͅurself! It's a really sharp-looking, crimson and onyx-colored blade͌̈́̓̅ͨ́̚͡͏̧̖̮̤̻̲͙̟̯̥̤̬̮͉̳̼͖͇͡ that really looks like it could just outright decapitate someone really easily!

You know what this means, R̡̬̥͕͍̫͓̣̮̽̀̊̓̌̀̈̚͠I̵̫̯̥͔̦͍̓̾̊G̴̘͐ͥ͑͐̌̔ͭḨ̗͙͙̼͇̉̇͠ ̪T̵̵̖̻͙̆͘!̴̛̗̫̻ͮͤ͗̓͢ͅ?͈͎̺̈̔̋̊͑̀͢͞

You place your silly, Sneasel claw right on the hilt, thinking "oh, I'm not touching it by the blade, it can't hurt me!" But that's just it! Your mind just f̫̻̝̑ͯ̎͐ͧ́͟r̨͔̝̫̦̮̟̠͋͢͡i̠̔̇͆͗ĕ̡͍̣̪͙͔̎ͅs̶͚ͨ͐ͬ̓̾͑ͣ͘ ̝̥͉ like an overcooked chunk of bacon. As soon as you put your claw on it, you throw out the welcome mat for all kinds of malicious thoughts to creep into your mind! What a party!



Maknon was right! You suddenly feel your eyes roll back, become all b̢̨̪̠̳̘̱̠l̡͉̲͖̝͎̖o̢̘̻̥͕̗̱̭͞o͏̛͚͍̭̞̣̰̻d̩̖̼̫̖͝͞s̭͔͚͠ ̱͔̣͍̺̙h̨̙̠̗̮̼͍ͅo̷̝͎̯͚̫t̡̪̟̣͉̭͉̟̳̀͝ and freakish and you just have the LoVElY nightmare of countless Pokémon being butchered into VioLEnT, BLooDY, MiSShaPEn pieces. Cute baby Pichu? Nah, t̡̘̣̳͙̹̥̣͡o͎̬̖͟t҉̫̜̹͖̯͉a҉͖̯̰l̨̬̯̬l҉̺̯̪̲͎ͅͅy̶̦͜͠ ̙͕̱ ̵͔͝c̼̟̳̳̯͈̙̥͟ͅh̶̺̬͙̜̥̬̞̠̩o̻̥̟̹̥͍̹p̳̦̕͠p̢̨̜̀i̪̰̰̥͢ͅ ̦n̶̞̙̖͉̰̲̯͔g̡̝̠̭̭̻̣͍ ͖̲͕̹̝͈̬̥͝u̜̩̘p̨̦̮̹͍͓͓̦̻͟ ͔̳̱̲̗a̧̱̯̘̹̘̩̱̦n̴ͅd̸͚͖͈͟ ̷҉̶͖̠d̙̻̩́͜i͔̙͕s̸̭̼͚̠̟̥m̴͈̭̜̘͓̻̤e҉̶͏̤͎̼͎̩̮ḿ̮̝̘͉̗͟ ̙̪͉b̸͓̥̲e̴̛͎̠̦̘͙̱͝r̠̹̀́e̼̪d̸̸̡̩̺̥ ̻̪͡l̢̖͙i̻̖͔̺͉̱̻̬̕͞k̶̖͖͕͈͚̱̙̥é̛̻̦̲̖͉͢ ̰̱̺̜̱̹ͅt͏̖̗͕͇͎͡h̼͉͘e̼͖̲̟̙̘͎̣ͅr̹̬ȩ̵̟͔̺̙̗̣̹͎̟͡'̙͕͍̦ ̼̙͓̼ş͓͉̬͘ ͠͏̤̙̪͓͢n̝̞͝͠o̡̠̕͢t҉̼̳͔̙̥͙͙̖͓h͇̠͈͈́ͅi̷͏͚̳̙͎̲̲͓͡ͅn̨̧ ̯̱̮̰̳͉̯g̴̜͍̩̲͓̬̟̩ ̯̳̩̳̣͞͠t҉̯͕̦͙̼̻̠͜͠ǫ̨̘̟̘͢ ̧̹̮̰̮̳͖͙͖̮i̶̖̹͓̺̺̫͖͎͡ț͈͔̭̬̩̳͟͢.͢͏̯̻̫̦̦͝ and that's all that's left. Oh, and there's no story to tell either. Oh, it's not like some stupid, dippy love story about boy meets girl but just more about the GORE and the G͙͉̘͈̯̫͈̍̊́̑̓Ǫ͉̅̾͐ͬ͘Ŗ̸̮͚͉̙ͧ̿̾ͣ͆̋͂̊̚͘Ȩ̶̓ͮ̔͗͛̈́ ̟͍̤ is what really matters here. It's all that matters. Like it's all about the bashing and turning Pokémon into bloody puzzle pieces and you're not sure whether to s͉̩̣̘̿ͪ̚t̷̝͕̩̺ͬ̃͆̑͌ͩͭ͛ͪͅȉ̶͙̺̘̘̣̗̱͉̅ͥ̎̇ͧ̐ͧͦ͡t͗̿̄ͫ̍ ̻̜ͧ͒͗c̵̳̘͕̱̠̝̬̰̪̅͑ḩ̟̳̋͑ͤ̅ them back together or just use crazy glue. Actually, don't even bother. They're D̴͓̜̰̗̜̪͓ͫ͆͐ͦͤͅe̶̛̝̞̝̣̬͎͚̰̻ͭ̒ͦ̃̋͆͂̏ͭ̒̀͆́̚͟A͂̏̆̂͒ͧ̀ ̧̲̖̣͖̭̠̥̮̹̱̝̺͖̗̋̐ͬͩͥ̑͑̏͊̎͘D̛͚͇̗̹̝͗̇ͥ̔ͥ̔̑̍ͩ̊̄͆̌̀̇ͅͅ ͚̯̝̖̥͚̮̗̫ now so it really would be a waste of time and effort.

Katzu has suffered 2 Points of damage to Sanity.

But that's not all!

Item [Massacr̷̶̨͕̤͔̜ͩ̂̾ͭͦ̅́ͦ̆̑͛̆̄ͣ́͟e Sword] #Infer̷̶̨͕̤͔̜ͩ̂̾ͭͦ̅́ͦ̆̑͛̆̄ͣ́͟nal Pres̛̛̙̫̦̐ͧͬ̐ͭ͒̓̉̚͡ence# (Deals Two damage to Sani̮̫͖͍̹͍͇̗̥̤ͬͬͪ͊ͨ̓͒́͜ty) was̛̛̙̫̦̐ͧͬ̐ͭ͒̓̉̚͡ added to the Team Inventor̷̶̨͕̤͔̜ͩ̂̾ͭͦ̅́ͦ̆̑͛̆̄ͣ́͟y.

Oh, Katzu, seriously, SHARE IT WITH YOUR FRIENDS! And don't forget to leave a five star review! It's wholesome, p̴̢̮̤͍̦͙ͦ̐ͧ͆ͮͨ͢ͅe̪̬̱͙͎ͨ͞ṟ͖̟͓̻̔͐̀͡f̨̬͎̗̖̔̈́̏͞ȇ͆̽͋̇ ̸̠̻͙̀c̳͔̼̃̈́͗̅̉͞t̨͖͚̪͓͗̍ͧ̔͗̅͌̅͞ fun for the whole family! You tell them, Katzu! You tell the world!

Katzu the Sneasel (M: Dark/Ice)
Health: 5/5
Sanity: 2/4
Perk: First Aid | Learned Abilities: Escort/Protect
Failed Assassinations: 0/2