Quote Originally Posted by VeloJello View Post
Dearest cousin! I wasn't expecting to see someone of our mutual stature out in Booplesnoot. Would you mind staying and chatting with me, a moment? I would love to learn more about this fine, wondrous city... such as this Squawkers business. Those juveniles are out there turning people into candy, I hear. How horrifying!

Interview 37 - Nutso the Ho-Oh.
Interview Rapport: VERY POSITIVE!!
+1 Shared Pokémon Evolution Stage
+1 Shared Pokémon Type (Flying)

"OH MAI GAAWWWWDDD, IT'S YOU COUSIN WHERE THE BLAZES HAVE YOU BEEN IT'S SOO GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN!" is the first thing you hear when finding out Nutso owns the SILLY SLIDE OF RAINBOWS OH MY GOSHISHISHNESS YOU HAVE TO TRY THIS OUT, which actually now makes sense when you think about it, although this business model still doesn't add up. Like trying to facilitate the use of tacos to complete your income taxes.

Nutso is OVERJOYED TO SEE YOU and gives you a giant, feathery birdie hug when you walk in and suddenly you feel like you've known this goofy, weirdo rainbow turkey your whole life and it just seems like family all over again, which still doesn't make sense but whatever.

"Oh, this city!" Nutso tells you, trying to get back to the conversation. "It's a wonderful place where outsiders spend all their money and try to appease their tantrum children and now half of it looks like a rejected gingerbread house! It's quite yummy but it was making me flabby and too fat to fly, so I had to stop."

"Yes, it's the Squawkers!" Nutso explains to you excitedly. "Oh, don't get me wrong, I'm not really crazy about what they're doing, but at least we're learning who is doing it! I mean that knowledge really hasn't changed much to improve the situation, but we're getting there! Slowly, but bit by bit! It may be useless at this rate, but here's to hoping for happy days again!"

"Oh yes, they turned one of my best customers into a plushie doll," Nutso explains. "She LOVED these RAINBOW SLIDESSSS. But now she's this smiley plushie Raichu instead of her regular Raichu self. It's sad! She doesn't go down as well anymore. And she's smiling, but is she really happy!? I don't know! It's upsetting! I've never had this happen to me before!"

"I also saw someone installed this weird machine thingy where I have MOAR RAINBOW SLIDES!" Nutso tells you. "I don't remember installing something like that! It's a little creepy and I don't understand it! I'm even worried about what might happen if I touch it! Maybe take a looksie and see if there's something you can figure out? Please!? I'll make your favorite Belgian waffles! I KNOW YOU LOVE BELGIAN WAFFLES, COUSIN!"

"But cousin!" Nutso continues, quickly changing the subject. "I tell you my little secret. You see, I know... tricks. Silly tricks. Break the rules of the Matrix kinds of tricks! I don't usually tell anyone this, but if you need my help just... breaking the rules, let me know! Maybe this will be able to help you!"

You've discovered 37 Nutso the Ho-oh has the Hollywood Shenanigans Perky!

"Now then, I must go!" Nutso tells you with excitement. "I must go and follow my nose! Wherever it goes! Hey, you can always have a bowl of Froot Loops with me too, if you'd like!"

He then goes flying off, humming Somewhere Over the Rainbow. Suddenly you feel... smarter.

Velo the Heroic Lugia (L: Psychic/Flying)
Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/12
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/8
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hardcore Parkour