The Squawkers RPG - The Main Action and Team Status Thread of Candy Madness! [NOW LIVE AND INSANE!]

[Neo Emolga]

Hm, let's see what else the townsfolk know...

Interview 64 Zezzyzee the Togekiss

Interview Rapport: POSITIVE!
+1 Shared Pokémon Type (Flying)

You find Zezzyzee the Togekiss works as a personal trainer at the Get Buffed! Exercise Club over at the Sippy Side Sunny Shoreline Shiny Store Series. She actually seems like quite the badass and is currently making a Jolteon work his butt off! She keeps him going until he lands flat on his face, unable to do another push-up!

She then looks to you and smiles. She's got that badass, twinkle in her eyes that would make most timid Pokémon just outright PANIC.

"Ah, fresh meat!" She exclaims with a dark smile before composing herself. "Ha, only kidding! You seem like a nice, strong butt-kicker that would love a good workout! So, what can Zezzyzee do for you?"

You explain you're here to figure out what's going on with the Squawkers and to get the latest scoop on what she might know about them. Zezzyzee nods, knowing all too well about what's been going on around town.

"Sweet Lugia, you have NO IDEA," Zezzyzee laughs. "Just about every day I get some chump or goon looking like they ate a Snorlax and washed that down with a pool of chocolate milkshake goo. Hasn't stopped me from getting even the flabbiest Pokémon back into shape! Of course, for a little coinage. Say, if you're ever in the mood for a crazy and intense workout, here's what I offer!"

She then shows you a list of exercises and workout programs she has to offer.

GET BUFFED! EXERCISE PACKAGES
$=Full Belly and Overwhelming Cuteness Purge= (Resets everything to 0) 500 Snax$
$=Colossus Titan Workout (+1 MAX Belly & Overwhelming Cuteness Permanent Buff) 1000 Snax$
$=Ragebeast Hangry Cerberus Hatred and Lothing Blackest of Infernal Doom Workout (+2 MAX Belly & Overwhelming Cuteness Permanent Buff) 1800 Snax$

Not cheap, but definitely faster and more effective than anything else you've seen around Booplesnoot.

"I know of two Squawkers," Zezzyzee tells you after you've looked over the services she offers. "Al is one of them. Simple name, but he talks in riddles and is just making a lot of Pokémon around town really confused. I know because somehow he's rigged fortune cookies with hints. Alone, they don't make sense, they rhyme, and they're kind of stupid. Like one that I saw just said 'now you and I can have a toast for sweet ol' Al isn't a ghost." Okay, makes no sense, but I realized that if you start adding all these clues together, they're ruling out who ISN'T Al. Combine enough of these dumb clues and you may get to the bottom of who it really is. I mean I'd try it but I'm darn busy trying to keep this entire town in shape after half the city got turned into candy goo!"

"The other Squawker I know of is Banananana," Zezzyzee informs you. "Boy, what a stupid name that is. I've overheard three of my members mentioning that name and it doesn't look like they talked to each other. Then I know there's a Squawker that deals heavily with rainbows and another that seems to have a cookie addiction, but that's about all that I've overheard."

"Oh, and talk to Wedge if you get the chance," Zezzyzee says to you. "He's the only cop with a brain and he works out here all the time, especially considering the police training area is now chocolate goo. I mean really, Biggs and Vivi are sweet and kind Pokémon, but they're idiots and don't know what they're doing."

"Anyway, nice chatting with ya!" Zezzyzee smiles to you before she decides break time for her exhausted Jolteon trainee is over. "Come on by whenever you feel like getting really BUFF!"

You've discovered 64 Zezzyzee the Togekiss has the Hardcore Parkour Perky!

Velo the Heroic Lugia (L: Psychic/Flying)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 2/12
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/8
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hardcore Parkour