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With this extra special rush I'm gonna search

(20) Bave and Duster's - (20b) Arcade (CANDY)

and

(29) Tal-Mart - (29a) Clothing and stuff
ACTION #1!

You flex and then head over to BAVE AND DUSTER'S. You head-bang a little, moonwalk, and then do the twist. You then break out in musical number with fifty other random Pokémon and then go back to what you were supposed to be doing in the first place.

You get there and then uh oh...

@Sherbet Deluge and A Complete Mess - ICE (+2 Belly)@
Soren has gained 1 point of Belly! Reduced damage because of your mastery of techno music and your status as a earth-bender nah just kidding it's just because frosties have nothing on your steely nature of madness!

You go plucking around and try to see what you can find, but wow, just about every last $3000+ arcade game have been turned into significantly not-worth-as-much sherbet. You don't even like the taste of it. Wow. How poopy is that!?

You do find one game that seems to be operational. Ooh, a crane game! With crazy prizes on the bottom! And how funky, it's still operational! If by operational, you mean the crane still goes up and down, but can't latch onto anything for the life of it. It's enough to make any Pokémon go mad! This level of torment is evil! EVIL!

What's also concerning is when you take a closer look and you see something in this crane game that CLEARLY doesn't belong in there. It's a medallion of gold! Why, how did... and then you realize even something made of gold can't get pulled out of this terrible, evil machine. I mean of course that Pikachu plush is really darn cute and gives you nostalgia, but... GOLD!

So you decide to cheat. CHEAT!

{Crane Game of Torment and Pain: +Psychic Type+}

Using your nifty psychic powers, you HAX OUT the game and use your creative kinesis to lift the medallion up, drop it into the prize chute, and you collect your winnings! I mean you realize you can do that with ALL the prizes, but you really don't have a need for two-hundred little plush dolls.

[Golden Medallion: Destiny Ritual] has been added to the Team Pile!

You then decide you feel nifty to do some more! MOAR!


ACTION #2!

You crank up your action Jackson and head over to Tal-Mart to do some clothing shopping! Or you're just browsing. It's okay, you can go with just your underwear! Everyone else does! Some even have less! Woo-hoo, hoodwinked!

You get there and you cruise down the aisles with your roller blades and your punk gear and wait- where did you get all that from? Oh that's right, I gave it to you! You check the store shelves and most of it is junky chunky stuff, but you do find a few comical gems that might be worth considering!

TAL-MART CLOTHING AND STUFF!
$%"Tew Kewl Fer Skool" Idiotic T-Shirt (+1 MAX Overwhelming Cuteness)% 100 Snax$
$%Clearance Sale XXXL Shirt (+1 MAX Belly)% 100 Snax$
$%Patsy Pants% 150 Snax%
$%"This is my garage band of two" Yoga Pants$ 200 Snax%
$%Four-finger Death Paw T-Shirt% (+1 DMG)% 100 Snax$

Well, ain't that a damn fine coincidence!

You decide you've had enough for the day so you head on home to go pester Cipher a little more. Maybe if you grab his tails enough times, he'll run out of ideas for curses and explode because of that! What could possibly go wrong!?

Soren the Valiant Jirachi (S: Steel/Psychic)
Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: %Staryu Hair Clip%
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 1/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/12
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Movie Shenanigans