The Squawkers RPG - The Main Action and Team Status Thread of Candy Madness! [NOW LIVE AND INSANE!]

[Neo Emolga]

Let's talk to 59 Beepch the Venonat

Interview Rapport: NEUTRAL, MODEST
+Modesty (Fairy VS Poison)

You find Beepch is on vacation with Spook. Or more like they WERE on vacation because now the Silver Orange Hotel is nothing but a pile of butterscotch. You decide to ask Beepch about what he knows about the Squawkers.

"They ruined my vacation..." he looks at you somberly with his antennae drooping down. "I'm afraid of them coming after me too! I don't want to be a plush doll! Or a cookie! Why are they doing this!"

"Things have been very odd around this hotel," Beepch tells you. "The employees are acting odd and the manager is unsettling to talk to. I tried to get a refund from Mister Upenstoop but he just started muttering and didn't understand why I wanted cookies from him. I didn't ask for cookies! There's something wrong with him. That Slowbro is very strange as well. I don't like calling other Pokémon 'stupid' but... well, he's very absent-minded. He dropped my wife's luggage and then just started drooling!"

"I really just want to go home," Beepch sighs. "I'd even welcome another day back at the office over this."

You know when Pokémon say things like that, there's a real problem at hand!

Madder the Devious Mimikyu (S: Ghost/Fairy)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 2.75/12
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking