[WAR] Humor

[Suicune's Fire]

Here's an example. ;D (Note to DM; this isn't my entry. :P)

Spoiler:

LOL I like that one. xD It's great! That eel must definitely be a dad.

[Dragon Master Mike]

PLEASE NOTE: A couple of entries were made before I announced that entries are to be sent publicly. I HAVE NOT made them resend their entries, therefore you will not find them on this thread.

Week I Scores

SLC: 180
80/100, 50/50, 50/50
Entry:

Spoiler:

Here we go.

When the policeman saw me put a box of kittens out on the street, he told me off for littering.

11/10 am i rite

(Yoga Bears)

Comments: Amazing. I laughed very hard after reading this. And googling the joke, I can't find anything even vaguely similar.

Prince Vultan: 180
80/100, 50/50, 50/50
Entry:

Spoiler:

I don't get why Germany are so excited for the 2018 World Cup, have they not read in the history books what happens when they try to invade Russia?

Comments: I love this one. It's so bad, but that's the point of this week's theme!

3m0d0ll: 145
70/100, 50/50, 25/50
Entry
Comments: The cow joke and the buffalo joke were really funny. The alligator joke was pretty good two. I didn't find the other two very funny though. Also, I've heard the buffalo joke a million times, and i've heard the alligator joke a few times, so you lost originality points for that. The Cow joke i've never heard, but was able to find it online, so you took a small hit to originality for that. The other two seemed to be more original, but i didn't find them very funny.

Brettles: 165
65/100, 50/50, 50/50
Entry
Comments: That was pretty funny. Nice joke.

Suicune's Fire: 184
92/100, 50/50, 42/50
Entry
Comments: Your first joke was one of my favorite from the whole contest. You took a hit to originality though because although i've never heard it, I found it a million times on Google. It was great though. As for your other jokes, the houndsour one is pretty good. The Kirlia one, which you said was your main one, was pretty funny too, but I still think the first was the best. The last one was amusing too.

XaiakuX: 140
65/100, 40/50, 40/50
Entry
Comments: Honestly, I only particularly cared for the team yoga bears one. Half of them I either didn't get or just thought they were a bit too bad. The team yoga bears one was pretty funny. The your life one is always a bit amusing, but is one of the least original jokes you could have picked.

Voltaire Magneton: 105
10/100, 50/50, 50/50
Entry

Comments: Well. You certainly got the originality part right. That's all the good I have to say about it though. No offense of course, but it doesn't make any sense, and isn't really funny.

Comatose: 166
81/100, 50/50, 40/50
Entry
Comments: Those were all really bad! And of course, in this contest, bad is good! The first one was the best, and was original. You lost some originality score for the next three jokes though, even though they were funny.

Ayotui: 160
60/100, 50/50, 50/50
Entry
Comments: Not bad! It was amusing, and the joke was original for sure.

Neo Emolga: 158
65/100, 48/50, 45/50
Entry
Comments: The first one i'm not too sure about. I honestly didn't find it particularly funny. As for the four other jokes, the angel one i found on Google, but it was funny. I didn't particularly care for the chicken and burrito one though. The last one Was great though. It sounded more like a trick question than a joke, but it was still great.

Pokemon Trainer Sarah: 172
72/100, 50/50, 50/50
Entry
Comments: Funny! Fits the theme perfectly, and it's original.

Tenacity: 195
95/100, 50/50, 50/50
Entry
Comments: Hilarious. Amazing. Perfect. It's just.... I don't even have words. You not only made amazing jokes, but got a meme to go with them. That eel pic is amazing.

Final Results

And for our first place winner we have...

Tenacity!
Of Team Trainer
With 195/200 Points!


And for our next runner up...

Suicune's Fire
Of Team Aqua
With 184/200 points!

I hope that everyone enjoyed Week II's theme. Check the main post later tonight for Week III's theme.

Spoiler:

@Tenacity @Suicune's Fire @Pokemon Trainer Sarah @Neo Emolga @ayotui @Comatose @XaiakuX @Voltaire Magneton @Suicune's Fire @Brettles @3m0d0ll @Prince Vultan @SLC

[Tenacity]

Spoiler:

[Suicune's Fire]

LOL TENACITY I DIDN'T SEE YOURS TILL NOW BUT THEY'RE WONDERFUL. My favourites are the robber one and the fisherman one. xD Brilliant.

[PV]

The Lord's Pokemon

Our Farfetch'd who art in Archen
Swellow be thy name
Thy Kingdra come, thy will be done
On Kalos as it is in Archen
Give us this day our daily Braixen
And forgive us our Nosepasses
As we forgive those who Nosepass against us
And lead us not into Blaziken
But deliver us from Weavile

Aron

[Synthesis]

I Present to you, the hit single by Riley Cyrus, Repeat Ball!

"Repeat Ball"

Metal clawed, we chained our hearts Ingrain
High Jumped never Seaking why
Sweet kissed, I Fell under your Spell (Tag)
Luv(disc) no one Gol-deeny

Don't you ever say I just (Poke)walked away
I Will o-ways Wisp you
I can't live Glalie, running for Leech Life
I Will o-ways Wisp you

I came in like a Repeat Ball
I never hit so hard in Luv(disc)
All I wanted was to Break your Bricks
All you ever did was Rock Wreck me
Yeah, you, you Rock Wreck me

I Battle you up in the Sky
And now, you're not Crashing down
It Topsy Turned, you let me Burn
And now, we're Ash-es on the Ground

Don't you ever say I Dust-ox-ed away
I Will o-ways Wisp you
I can't live a lie, running for Leech Life
I Will o-ways Wisp you

I came in like a Repeat Ball

I never meant to Start a war
I just wanted you to Led-i-an
And instead of using Force (Palm)
I guess I should've let Os-win
I never meant to Start a war
I just wanted you to Led-i-an
I guess I should've let Os-win

I came in like a Repeat Ball
Yeah, I just closed my eyes and Sing
Left Heat Crashing in a Blaze-ing fall
All you ever did was Rock Wreck me
Yeah, you, you Rock Wreck me

[SLC]

The Yoga Bear's triple headed dragon is now complete. Themed around the greatest team!!

I Have Excellent Posture
A parody of I'm Sexy and I Know It by LMFAO

As I touch my nose, girls be looking at my new pose
I breathe to the beat,
Raising my arms, standing on my feet, yeah
Now this pose ain't done, I'm about to salute the sun,
SLC with the parody beats
It's like Yogi Bear at the club, yo

Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body

I stretch out

Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body

I stretch out

When I raise my leg high, this is what they see
Everybody stops and they're staring at me
Making sure my form is proper
Got this advice from my doctor (doctor, doctor, doctor)

I have excellent posture
I have excellent posture

When I'm in the forests, my expert moves attract the tourists
And when I'm in the jungle, I do my best not to take a tumble
This is how I roll, a healthy lifestyle is my goal
Girl it's not too hard, baby don't be nervous
No prior practice, but it's not a burden

Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body

I stretch out

Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body

I stretch out

When I raise my leg high, this is what they see
Everybody stops and they're staring at me
Making sure my form is proper
Got this advice from my doctor (doctor, doctor, doctor)

I have excellent posture
I have excellent posture

Check it out, check it out

Yoga, yoga, yoga, yoga, yoga, yeah
Yoga, yoga, yoga, yoga, yoga, yeah
Yoga, yoga, yoga, yoga, yoga, yeah
Yoga, yoga, yoga, yoga, yoga, yeah

Do the yoga pose
Do the yoga pose

I have excellent posture

Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body

I stretch out

Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body

I stretch out

I have excellent posture

[Brettles]

Username: Brettles
Team: Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Submission:

Poke-Wars
A New Hope

It is a period of civil war.
Aqua sailships, striking
from a hidden base, have won
their first victory against
the evil Magma Empire.

During the battle, Aqua
spies managed to steal secret
plans to Magma’s
ultimate weapon, the DEATH
GROUDON, an armored Earth Pokémon
with enough power
to destroy an entire region.

Pursued by Magma’s
sinister agents, Princess
Shelly races home aboard her
sailship, custodian of the
stolen plans that can save her
people and restore
freedom to Hoenn....

[Neo Emolga]

Slender Man
Parody of Elton John's "Rocket Man (I Think It's Going to be a Long Long Time)"

Got my suit on, all black and white
No face, way I am
For there's gonna be fri-i-ight when I'm seen again
All these rumors here, but it's just my life
Tentacles out of place
It's such a cri-i-meless fright

And the people feel like it's a big big crime
It seems the fear just always creeps their mind
I'm just too thin but always like to roam
No oh oh oh
I'm the Slender Man
Slender Man, waiting out in the dark alone

And the people feel like it's a big big crime
It seems the fear just always creeps their mind
I'm just too thin but always like to roam
No oh oh oh
I'm the Slender Man
Slender Man, waiting out in the dark alone



I approach the children, they flip their lids
Just want to wish them well
Guess it's hard to believe I was once a kid
And all this panic, can't they understand?
Don't they like a game of hide and seek?
The Slender Man, the Slender Man

And the people feel like it's a big big crime
It seems the fear just always creeps their mind
I'm just too thin but always like to roam
No oh oh oh
I'm the Slender Man
Slender Man, waiting out in the dark alone

And the people feel like it's a big big crime
It seems the fear just always creeps their mind
I'm just too thin but always like to roam
No oh oh oh
I'm the Slender Man
Slender Man, waiting out in the dark alone

And the people feel like it's a big big crime
And the people feel like it's a big big crime
Why do they all feel like it's a big big crime
Why do they all feel like it's a big big crime
And the people feel like it's a big big crime
And the people feel like it's a big big crime
And the people feel like it's a big big crime
And the people feel like it's a big big crime

[XaiakuX]

I present Lord Voldemort's adaptation of "Abracadabra" by the Steve Miller Band:

I stepped up, I can't stop now
It's got me killin'
Get down on the ground
'Round and 'round and 'round we go
Will I stop? Nobody knows

Every time you call my name
I heat up like a burnin' flame
I'm immortal, I won't expire
You know the spell, now point and fire

Avada Avada Kedavra
I want to shout out and kill ya
Avada Avada Kedavra
Avada Kedavra

I make it hot, you start to cry
You make me laugh, your life is mine
Keep me searchin' for your purge
With the touch of the killing curse

Avada Avada Kedavra
I want to shout out and kill ya
Ava-da Kedav-ra
Avada Kedavra

I feel love magic, invade your space
I feel magic when I kill the fodder
blood and murder, death and disgrace
Black mark resting on harry potter

You have your mother's eyes
I hear the magic in your cries
Just when you think you'll get away
You hear those words I love to say

Ava-da Kedav-ra
I want to shout out and kill ya
Avada Avada Kedavra
Avada Kedavra

Every time you call my name
I heat up like a burnin' flame
I'm immortal, I won't expire.
You know the spell, now point and fire.

I stepped up, I can't stop now.
My killing curse puts muggle-borns down.
I stepped up, I can't stop now.
My killing curse puts Potter's friends down.
I messed up, I can't stop now.
My killing curse puts me under ground.