ATTENTION: Greetings to Chu, Comrades!

**The Nonexistent Tazz** · 04-29-2016, 04:47 AM

THEN THROWS IT INTO AN ATOMIC DISINTEGRATOR.

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**Neo Emolga** · 04-29-2016, 04:52 AM

DROPS A PIKA FLU TACTICAL NUKE ON IT!

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**Suicune's Fire** · 04-29-2016, 04:57 AM

Originally Posted by Noblejanobii

Xanthe, please, I know your true self is in there. Return to the Chu Regime! We will welcome you with open arms!

My true self... I...

I can feel it...

I can feel it PRAISING LORD DITTO.

**Neo Emolga** · 04-29-2016, 05:36 AM

...And it gets creepier. o.O

**Noblejanobii** · 04-29-2016, 11:20 AM

Originally Posted by Suicune's Fire

My true self... I...

I can feel it...

I can feel it PRAISING LORD DITTO.

XANTHE, NO!

Curses, she's too far gone.

**Akaichi** · 04-29-2016, 08:28 PM

Dittos give me the creeps, I will never join them!

**Commander Raichu** · 04-30-2016, 02:06 PM

<INCOMING TRANSMISSION>

Uh, folks... eh heh, I wish I had better news to report, but we got kind of screwed here. Yeah, the plan here now is to fall back to base and we'll try to figure out a better way to sort this whole thing out. Now, now, we're not quitting, we're just trying to work out a plan on how to get rid of all these pink, slimy gum-nuggets without risking any more that we already have. Absolutely! I didn't think there would be so many and I didn't think they'd multiply like this, but hey, we'll work out something! Relax, this is nothing!

Head back to your nearest evac point and we'll be there to pick you up. Cool, right? We'll meet back at the base, no sweats! We'll be coming-

...

Eww, what the heck did I just step... NO! STOP! How did YOU get in here!? GET BACK! What the blazes are you tryin... NO! ACK! GET OFF OF MY... URFFH!

...STOP! MMMFFF!!

...

...

<TRANSMISSION ENDS>

**Akaichi** · 04-30-2016, 03:08 PM

NO!

**Noblejanobii** · 04-30-2016, 03:12 PM

Curses. It seems this war has gone too far for even the ERR. The ERR has lost Commander Raichu, and without a leader, it seems we have fallen. All the remaining members, we are stragglers, vigilantes, and without a true guidance. Despite the loses I have faced, with friend turning into foe left and right, I shall not give into this ditto menace. I shall continue my fight against the world.