★Devolution Battle Royale!★

[Bulbasaur]

GOSH DARN IT NEO.

[Noblejanobii]

You know my decision! SPIN THAT WHEEL!

[Voltaire Magneton]

It looks like ARandomTool's Comfey's rampage has ended lmao

Don't worry, Bulbasaur, it's your Comfey's time to shine! Especially with that P A S S I O N

[Neo Emolga]

GOSH DARN IT NEO.

Ah, it reminds me of my first Photoshop banner. Eighteen years ago. It was sad to see such a nice Ninetales banner and avatar get pulled off for this, though. :P

And hey, it just means you need to get your revenge on Voltaire! Get passionate about it!

You know my decision! SPIN THAT WHEEL!

And another person wins the Nefarious Anarchist badge! Ah, it's so lovely to see the holiday spirit shining in everyone. <3

But WAIT, let's see what happens to Mr Tool also!

NOBLEJANOBII RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Mega Steelix (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Clawitzer (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Machoke (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Turtwig (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Grimer (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Entei (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Witchcraft
Theme #2: Breakfast Cereal
Theme #3: Peaches
Theme #4: Bongo Cat
Theme #5: That new Pikachu meme (https://imgur.com/t/pikachu)

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: This Usertitle Empty - YEET
Usertitle #2: I coulda dropped my croissant
Usertitle #3: Two bros chilling in a hot tub
Usertitle #4: The SOULS OF THE INNOCENT
Usertitle #5: or two bagels

Hey, guess your Wheel got off that silly Clawitzer breakfast cereal phase! Well isn't that just... peachy. Ba-dum-tiss!

[Neo Emolga]

As we enter Season 5 and our sanity levels continue dropping, let's see what the current standings of fun are!

SEASON 5

#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS GLOOM
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS BUDEW
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 ARANDOMTOOL: AS TURTWIG
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 SCYTHERWOLF: AS CHERRIM
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#5 VOLTAIRE MAGNETON: AS DUNSPARCE
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#6 SHRUIKAN: AS ALOLAN NINETALES
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#7 ARNISD: AS AMPHAROS
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#8 NOBLEJANOBII: AS MIMIKYU
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#9 SAMMY0295: AS DUNSPARCE
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#10 BULBASAUR:AS COMFEY
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

[Neo Emolga]

Because this circus still goes on!

MASTER RNG, in his greasy Santa suit, yanks...

ARANDOMTOOL as Turtwig and VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Dunsparce to the battlefield!
@ARandomTool @Voltaire Magneton

The FEATHERY COIN OF PIRATE HAMSTERS has declared ARANDOMTOOL strikes first!

TURN ONE
ARANDOMTOOL kicks things off with Cosmic Power! Or maybe he's still dreaming!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON starts up with Icicle Spear! But it melted over a year ago!

TURN TWO
ARANDOMTOOL tries Rototiller! He spins around in a circle!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes with Play Nice! As expected, that doesn't do anything!

TURN THREE
ARANDOMTOOL uses Safeguard! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on VOLTAIRE MAGNETON!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with Clanging Scales! But no one appreciates his jingle bell lizard costume!

TURN FOUR
ARANDOMTOOL tries Frenzy Plant! He still hasn't figured out pouring Red Bull on plants doesn't do anything!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes with Aura Sphere! It comes out as a funky shaky dance!

TURN FIVE
ARANDOMTOOL unleashes Flame Charge! Or he would have if it wouldn't roast him extra-crispy.
VOLTIARE MAGNETON tries Heart Swap! But he's convinced he's not the same blood type as ARANDOMTOOL!

TURN SIX
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Secret Sword! Must be a pretty good secret because it never comes out!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Bulk Up! But no, he doesn't even lift, bro.

TURN SEVEN
ARANDOMTOOL tries Soak! But his water gun arsenal seems to be MIA!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes with Revenge! But he's not angry enough!

TURN EIGHT
ARANDOMTOOL uses Acupressure! But he doesn't want to get all touchy-feely.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with Cut! But he still can't find those scissors!

TURN NINE
ARANDOMTOOL tries Electro Ball! But he can't find a basketball with a power cord!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Heavy Slam! But he thinks that's something on a McDonald's menu!

TURN TEN
ARANDOMTOOL attempts Meditate! But his mental to-do list makes it tricky!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with Acrobatics! But jumping and spinning doesn't quite count.

TURN ELEVEN
ARANDOMTOOL strikes with Bone Rush! Unfortunately the only bones he could use were thrown out with the Thanksgiving leftovers!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON unleashes Light Screen! But his shiny window pane doesn't hold promise.

TURN TWELVE
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Sonic Boom! But playing the Street Fighter II Guile theme doesn't quite help him with that.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tries Lunar Dance! But waiting until nighttime seems counter-productive!

TURN THIRTEEN
ARANDOMTOOL uses Silver Wind! He spits a mouthful of glitter!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attempts Bullet Seed! But his watermelons are out of season!

TURN FOURTEEN
ARANDOMTOOL strikes with Take Down! But he feels that might make him lose his breakfast.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tries Psywave! Just his imagination again!

TURN FIFTEEN
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Simple Beam! You think it would have been easy!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Toxic! It's a SUPER-EFFECTIVE OHKO on ARANDOMTOOL!

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON WINS!

You go boy. It's ya birthday!

Well, you've already Wheeled Mr Tool and you can't evolve. Also, he's on his basic stage so... EGGED!

(Kinda glad I didn't put too much effort on that Turtwig set as it only lasted less than an hour! I actually bet no one even saw it! XD)

[arnisd]

I demand to see the glorious turtwig at least once!

[Neo Emolga]

I demand to see the glorious turtwig at least once!

Of course! Here it is before it disappeared in a glorious instant!

[Neo Emolga]

Why, it's a laugh and a half!

MASTER RNG, feeling all silly and cheeky today, draws in...

BULBASAUR as Comfey and NEO EMOLGA as Gloom to the battlefield!
@Bulbasaur

The SUGARY COIN OF WEAPONIZED COTTON CANDY has declared NEO EMOLGA strikes first!

TURN ONE
NEO EMOLGA starts up with Screech! But he just makes a really loud REEEEE sound.
BULBASAUR kicks things off with Dragon Rage! But it doesn't quite work with shadow puppets.

TURN TWO
NEO EMOLGA unleashes Flame Burst! But he's lacking that warm and fuzzy pyromaniac feeling.
BUBLASAUR strikes with Rock Tomb! But playing his electric guitar in the mausoleum doesn't quite generate the same effect!

TURN THREE
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Hail! He tosses a bag of ice cubes into the air!
BULBASAUR tries Feint! Well, no one's noticed it yet!

TURN FOUR
NEO EMOLGA attempts Acid! It' a SUPER EFFECTIVE OHKO on BULBASAUR!

NEO EMOLGA WINS!

Taking this here Sun Stone again and HOPEFULLY THIS GLOOM THING DOESN'T HAPPEN AGAIN!

Seriously. XD

[Bulbasaur]