The Above Poster's Obituary

[Suicune's Fire]

After two terrible months of searching, the body of Alphys has been discovered amongst decomposing memes in the nearby garbage dump. It is speculated that she was waiting for Frisk to arrive so that they could begin their date, but seemingly forgot to eat, drink or sleep whilst marathoning Sword Art Online on her portable DVD player. Undyne arrived at the scene after police had covered it in tape, and reportedly picked up and threw aside anyone who was in her way to get to the body of her beloved. Undyne is currently trying to revive the lifeless body of Alphys by poking her in various places with giant blue spears.

RIP, Alphys. <3