Today the body of local lovable Shaymin Janobii was found in the outskirts of the local town, apparently stomped to death by some jerwkwad. There are no suspects as of yet, as police are baffled that someone would do something so cruel to such an adorable creature, but rest assured that the jerkwad who committed this atrocity WILL be found, and justice will be swift. VERY swift. In the meantime everyone mourns the death of the lovable little Shaymin. Good night, sweet princess, and the Shedinjas sing to thy rest.
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