The Above Poster's Obituary

[Fate]

Xanthe, I guess you could say you...burned to a cinder, eh? EH? -dead-

Speaking of which...

It was an unfortunate night for Epica yesterday. In the middle of their concert, one fan, identified as Xanthe, 22, was apparently headbanging along much too hard--to the point where her head came clean off her neck. Even after her head came off, however, it continued rocking. She was a fan till the end and then some. Epica claimed they now have inspiration for their next three albums--about people who are too obsessed with bands and headbanging.

[Suicune's Fire]

Xanthe, I guess you could say you...burned to a cinder, eh? EH? -dead-

Speaking of which...

Omg I laughed way too hard at that; "her head came clean off" omfg that's too good.

Late last night, Fate was found by a crystal ball with his heart cut out. It is speculated that Fate looked into the crystal ball and saw that the only way he could become one with the universe was to sacrifice his own heart. This was the story of a deranged man who truly believed in destiny.

[LKWayvern]

...I have no idea how to do that display box thingy.
HOWEVER this still looks like fun.

Xanthe miraculously managed to locate Shaymin Village, to everyone's surprise. However, due to the rarity of Gracedia flowers outside the village, she was totally unaware that she had deathly allergies to the beautiful smelling flower. She was found dead in a large clump of Gracedias. The Shaymin have no comment on this event.

[Suicune's Fire]

LOVE IT, OMG. I never thought I'd love hearing about my own deaths so much. P.S. You just use the quote tags. It's the speech bubble in the formatting panel, or you can type [quote]Put the quote here![/quote] :D

It was a sad but relieving revelation for the local police force when the mystery skeleton found outside a dragon's den was finally identified as LKWayvern. According to witnesses, LKWayvern was seen entering the cave shouting dragon calls after believing herself to be a dragon. Apparently, a stream of fire followed the sounds, and a flaming body rode the fire out through the mouth of the cave again. LKWayvern's friends and family have made the comment that "at least she died on a path of self discovery."