Last night, a tragic death befell Cleobel, resident chikorita of PXR. It seems that while in pursuit of the very best plushie, Cleobel came across the most amazing one she could find--but after all the searching she had undergone, she had worked up an enormous appetite. She eyed the chikorita plushie for but a moment before hungrily devouring it, which led to an insatiable craving for the stuffing of plushie. After her eight-hundred and twenty-second plushie, Cleobel realised too late that she was becoming a plushie herself and ceased to live. It was a bitter-sweet death; at least Cleobel died consuming what she loved.
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