Hello everybody! Lately, I've been wanting to revive this thread and to write a short toilet story. Why not do both at once? I hope it's not inappropriate, though.

Spoiler:
Today, we mourn the loss of Fate, a 23 year old guy with a great sense of humor. When he woke up this morning, he really needed to answer nature's call. Therefore, he got up and quickly walked to the bathroom.
When he arrived there, he relieved himself by releasing the yellow fluid. Then, he used some toilet paper and flushed the toilet. Unfortunately, the flush was so powerful that Fate fell into the toilet and was flushed away as well. He quickly drowned there, surrounded by a mixture of toilet paper and various bodily fluids. May he rest in pee(ce).

@Fate

... Writing this story made me want to go to the toilet. xD

Now, who wants to make me die? I would love to read a good bathroom story about me, haha.