The Last Poster Wins! [v21]

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But... but... BUNNIES!

I'm a sucker for cute and cuddly things.

I AM CUTE AND CUDDLY. I WILL NOT STEAL YOUR SOUL.

[Arrow-Jolteon]

Not to have a cold.

*casts Jolteon spell on you to cure cold*

(pretend it's a magic wand)

I AM CUTE AND CUDDLY. I WILL NOT STEAL YOUR SOUL.

Joke's on you, I sold my soul years ago ;P

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Joke's on you, I sold my soul years ago ;P

Your soul is mine, I'm just recollecting

[Neo Emolga]

Joke's on you, I sold my soul years ago ;P

Lucky for you, I specialize in soul rescuing.

*Casts very intricate magical hax and sneaky thief skills to find and recover Arrow-Jolteon's soul.*

There, now take better care of it this time!

[Neo Emolga]

DAAAWWWWW, and he's got a berry, too! And those GIANT EYES give him the look of a kid in a candy store!

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WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!?

[Neo Emolga]

Nuh-uh! I don't reveal my secrets to anyone!

Now, now, Arrow, you keep this favor in mind the next time there's only one slice of cake left!

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That is okay, your soul will be mine one day anyway

[Neo Emolga]

Nah, I don't recommend trying to go after mine. It's protected by an anti-theft barrier that turns those that touch it into super-cute fluffy anime kitties that bear no memory of their former selves. Kawaii meow meow!

But even if you were to get past that, there's at least a dozen other... oh nevermind. No reason to give you the inside scoop when it would be more fun to watch the traps and soul security measures go off in your face!

[Arrow-Jolteon]

Emolga sorcery. Takes one Electric-type to heal another, after all. Though this particular Emolga can probably heal every type.

This Jolteon is grateful :3