The Last Poster Wins! [v21]

[Chakramaster]

Know what's even better than any of that? Just a large pile of cash laying around. It doesn't even have to be $20s, $50s, or even $100s. It could be a large number of $1s and those silly humans will go crazy to take a large pile. It looks like a large amount of money to them so they'll do anything for it.

[Arrow-Jolteon]

Humans? Oh please.



Bait 'em with a $50 bill and they'll do all kinds of stupid things.

Hey now, that's valuable money we'd be risking. Why not try to seduce them with your cuteness instead? Humans do have a fondness for all things cute. You'd pretend to be all sweet and helpless, they lower their guard, and then WHAM! we all strike at the same time.

[Neo Emolga]

Hey now, that's valuable money we'd be risking. Why not try to seduce them with your cuteness instead? Humans do have a fondness for all things cute. You'd pretend to be all sweet and helpless, they lower their guard, and then WHAM! we all strike at the same time.

Oh, I use Attract ALL the time (it's a time-honored Emolga tradition!), but not everyone dons this level of cuteness and charm. Some of us here rely more on hulking strength and brawn rather than the adorable charisma I tend to make great use of. But that $50 bill trap works no matter how cute you are! Or aren't! XD You could be the ugliest Probopass or Garbodor on the planet and those humans wouldn't care!

The other thing that works really well is to steal their computers and blackmail them by claiming you'll post their browsing history on popular human websites like Facebook, 4chan, and Linkedin!



Once you have that kind of leverage, oh, humans will do ANYTHING for you!

So fear not, my wise Jolteon friend! You don't need to work hard to get the humans under control. Make them work for you instead!

[Noblejanobii]

So.... garry's mod is fun

[Chakramaster]

I'm not sure what all you did in GMod, but I'll have to join you guys sometime. Show you just how crazy things can really get with the mods I've got. It's insaaaaaaane :)

[Noblejanobii]

I'm not sure what all you did in GMod, but I'll have to join you guys sometime. Show you just how crazy things can really get with the mods I've got. It's insaaaaaaane :)

We're hoping to do prophunt at some point.

The highlight of the night was me going to kill Mike.

[Arrow-Jolteon]

Oh, I use Attract ALL the time (it's a time-honored Emolga tradition!), but not everyone dons this level of cuteness and charm. Some of us here rely more on hulking strength and brawn rather than the adorable charisma I tend to make great use of. But that $50 bill trap works no matter how cute you are! Or aren't! XD You could be the ugliest Probopass or Garbodor on the planet and those humans wouldn't care!

The other thing that works really well is to steal their computers and blackmail them by claiming you'll post their browsing history on popular human websites like Facebook, 4chan, and Linkedin!



Once you have that kind of leverage, oh, humans will do ANYTHING for you!

So fear not, my wise Jolteon friend! You don't need to work hard to get the humans under control. Make them work for you instead!

Ohohoho! I had not thought of it that way! I love how your emolga mind works >:3

[Chakramaster]

We're hoping to do prophunt at some point.

The highlight of the night was me going to kill Mike.

Prop Hunt, Death Run, Sandbox, Slender, Trouble in Terrorist Town. All really fun.

Try putting someone in a hovercraft next time. Lock it in place, put balloons on it, then some thrusters. After that, unlock it and activate thrusters for maximum entertainment :p....

An alternative: Spawn a lot of train cars or buses and attach balloons and thrusters to those and activate. Note; if your computer isn't all that great you'll crash xD

[ant2011]

This cold weather sucks. Needs to be warmer!

[Noblejanobii]

Prop Hunt, Death Run, Sandbox, Slender, Trouble in Terrorist Town. All really fun.

Try putting someone in a hovercraft next time. Lock it in place, put balloons on it, then some thrusters. After that, unlock it and activate thrusters for maximum entertainment :p....

An alternative: Spawn a lot of train cars or buses and attach balloons and thrusters to those and activate. Note; if your computer isn't all that great you'll crash xD

Last night people kept spawning a plane and I'd let them fly for a while then grab onto it and pretend like nothing was happening before just slamming the plane into the ground. Because I'm evil.