The Last Poster Wins! [v21]

**Neo Emolga** · 11-27-2016, 10:20 PM

Originally Posted by EZ

I predict a drone will drop a 6 foot cylinder bolt on my location any minute now that i have revealed the candy corn conspiracies

Wow, that's rough. I went with the option where they shoot you with a highly classified serum-based mutagen that transforms you into a bunny that has no former memory of its previous life. Makes me wonder why you didn't go with that over the cylinder.

Such is the price we pay for meddling with the affairs of candy corn...

**Noblejanobii** · 11-27-2016, 10:25 PM

I don't know what's going on but CANDY CORN

AD · 11-27-2016, 10:43 PM

Originally Posted by Neo Emolga

Wow, that's rough. I went with the option where they shoot you with a highly classified serum-based mutagen that transforms you into a bunny that has no former memory of its previous life. Makes me wonder why you didn't go with that over the cylinder.

Such is the price we pay for meddling with the affairs of candy corn...

I'm freaking out. There is a black Crown Victoria parked outside, there was two guys in Black Suits at my door an hour ago. I think i may have been compromised.

**Neo Emolga** · 11-27-2016, 11:03 PM

Originally Posted by EZ

I'm freaking out. There is a black Crown Victoria parked outside, there was two guys in Black Suits at my door an hour ago. I think i may have been compromised.

It's too late...

EZ, if we never speak again, I just wanted to say... I love you. And I know I shouldn't have kept this a secret for this long and I really should have told you earlier, but I never mentioned the [io'ik'llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllll...................................

AD · 11-27-2016, 11:12 PM

Originally Posted by Neo Emolga

It's too late...

EZ, if we never speak again, I just wanted to say... I love you. And I know I shouldn't have kept this a secret for this long and I really should have told you earlier, but I never mentioned the [io'ik'llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllll...................................

I love ysjansbdjsjansnsnsnshjh///////////////

**Chibi Altaria** · 11-27-2016, 11:51 PM

I'm so lost right now. xD

**Noblejanobii** · 11-28-2016, 12:23 AM

*pterodactyl screech*

**Neo Emolga** · 11-28-2016, 12:48 AM

Hi everybody! I'm Sunny! Sunny the happy go lucky bunny!

I hope to make a lot of friends here and...

...huh, why's everyone looking at me all weird?

AD · 11-28-2016, 01:00 AM

It would seem as though the Grand Council has required me to demonstrate some literacy in my vocabulary so as not to debase the mature minds reading this post resulting in their subsequent loss of intelligence to the point where project housing, loud rap music, a high school diploma and a taco bell uniform become their only refuge. i will now discourse with the eloquence and poise of a baron, a manner only befitting of my stature. In retrospect, a lord should not taint this immaculate forum with the faux pas that is to flamboyantly proliferate our dear readers' minds with boorish language and tawdry content. I apologize for the impetuous and imprudent posting done previously by myself and ask that you enjoy my flourish in all sincerity.

EDIT: fuk tha consul, them btch *** fukbois can bite a hydrant.