The Last Poster Wins! [v21]

[Noblejanobii]

All I see are weaklings pretending to rule from imaginary thrones

You wish that's what it was.

[AD]

You wish that's what it was.

I expected more from you, Hatter. A vestige of insanity, ravenous intent and unsatable bloodlust. But this? This is nothing like what i heard. Your insanity is but that of a mustard seed. When is the last time you devoured someone? *tilts head* Where is this monster i have heard of? All i see, is a delusional flying squirrel and a little shadow hiding behind a tarp....

*whispers* I bet, you'll be the first, to be eaten by a stalker *chomps teeth*


I jest *laughs*

[Noblejanobii]

I expected more from you, Hatter. A vestige of insanity, ravenous intent and unsatable bloodlust. But this? This is nothing like what i heard. Your insanity is but that of a mustard seed. When is the last time you devoured someone? *tilts head* Where is this monster i have heard of? All i see, is a delusional flying squirrel and a little shadow hiding behind a tarp....

*whispers* I bet, you'll be the first, to be eaten by a stalker *chomps teeth*


I jest *laughs*

The Shaymin is restraining me currently. I can only do so much when she exerts her influence over me. When she's not though, oh I can do so much more. *red eye flash* I took out most of London in a night, left their bodies carved to shreds, ate the organs, and then captured an immortal. She was the most fun to torment. I broke her in two days. Trust me, it's me the Stalkers should be afraid of, not the other way around.

*cups your chin* If anyone's going to be offed, it'll be you, young one. You're dealing with someone who's over a century old. Lesson one of being insane, hiding it is key. The less people know of your lack of sanity, the easier it is to capture them, and their expressions of betrayal and fear are so much more precious that way.

@Fate @Neo Emolga @AWA1997 and @Awasfriend can testify to my lethality. They fear me. Who fears you?

[AD]

The Shaymin is restraining me currently. I can only do so much when she exerts her influence over me. When she's not though, oh I can do so much more. *red eye flash* I took out most of London in a night, left their bodies carved to shreds, ate the organs, and then captured an immortal. She was the most fun to torment. I broke her in two days. Trust me, it's me the Stalkers should be afraid of, not the other way around.

*cups your chin* If anyone's going to be offed, it'll be you, young one. You're dealing with someone who's over a century old. Lesson one of being insane, hiding it is key. The less people know of your lack of sanity, the easier it is to capture them, and their expressions of betrayal and fear are so much more precious that way.

Your illusions of grandeur are funny. You are nothing more than a puppet, being pulled at the strings by a lowly little grass eater. Hiding behind a facade, acting all big and bad; killing on temper tantrums and leaving perfectly good food to waste. Wasting your time on organs, wasting your time on easy trivial matters like betrayel, wasting your time on a smile. Wasting my time trying to instill fear into a being whose only purpose is to devour, everything,

Why hide the truth? Why hide what you really are? You poor unfortunate soul.

Your immortality is nothing impressive, just makes you cocky. And when you slip up, and you will, one day, maybe not against these maggots, but you will slip up, and when you do, I'll be there to devour you, piece, by, piece.

Go ahead, come back at me with your talks of all the things you have accomplished, all the bodies you have sliced up, how you would kill me if a little grasshopper wasn't in the way, see if it'll get even a twinge.

[Noblejanobii]

Your illusions of grandeur are funny. You are nothing more than a puppet, being pulled at the strings by a lowly little grass eater. Hiding behind a facade, acting all big and bad; killing on temper tantrums and leaving perfectly good food to waste. Wasting your time on organs, wasting your time on easy trivial matters like betrayel, wasting your time on a smile. Wasting my time trying to instill fear into a being whose only purpose is to devour, everything,

Why hide the truth? Why hide what you really are? You poor unfortunate soul.

Your immortality is nothing impressive, just makes you cocky. And when you slip up, and you will, one day, maybe not against these maggots, but you will slip up, and when you do, I'll be there to devour you, piece, by, piece.

Go ahead, come back at me with your talks of all the things you have accomplished, all the bodies you have sliced up, how you would kill me if a little grasshopper wasn't in the way, see if it'll get even a twinge.

Oh young fool. I'm not immortal. The only reason the shaymin has any hold on me is because we share a body. You cannot kill what is already dead, fool. And if you try to hurt the shaymin, well… I won't let that happen.

I'm not hiding, I'm creating enjoyment. If you've never savoured a kill then you're doing it all wrong. You're wasting the lives you're taking. Killing is an art after all, and not taking time to make it unique is such a waste. You obviously have no talent for it otherwise you wouldn't understand.

You're a fraud.

I'm willing to say you've never even taken a life. You're just some poor weak soul sitting behind a computer screen boasting of a skill you do not have. Call me once you've spilled your first blood, child, and truly done so. Barbaric killing is not killing at all, it's what gives us artists a bad name.