These are... beyond bizarre. And not in a good way.

UB-02 Absorption honestly looks like it belongs in some other game series, not Pokémon. Despite that, I'd say everything about it looks great save for the head. The head just completely ruins it. It just seems weird and almost funny that here it has a huge, muscular robot-like body, and then the head of a mosquito. That's on the level of replacing Optimus Prime's head with the face of Mickey Mouse.

As for UB-02 Beauty, it instantly made me think of a white cockroach. From space. I'm also having a tough time trying to figure out its face. Huge, toothy eyebrows, teeny black slits for eyes, and then barely a dot for a mouth. The rest of its body looks like someone emptied out their kitchen cupboards and used all the cups and plates they could get to make its torso, legs, and arms.

"Pokémon, regardless of gender, have been known to become infatuated with UB-02 Beauty on sight, loosing the will to battle." Seriously!? Say hello to one Emolga that finds the idea of whacking this thing with a sledgehammer a phenomenal idea.

Needless to say, I definitely don't see myself using either of these, and I'm kind of expecting them to be broken and OP in silly, stupid ways.