The Last Poster Wins! [v5]

[Plasmalpha Arceus]

It all starts back at the beginning of the universe, where one legendary Pokémon hatched from an egg and created all of space and time....

[Death's Spook]

It all starts back at the beginning of the universe, where one legendary Pokémon hatched from an egg and created all of space and time....

"Which is why Arceus created a universe with three states of matter...and three hundred poison capable of causing our patient's symptoms."- Dr. Gregory House, M.D.

[Plasmalpha Arceus]

You forgot the timelords.

[Death's Spook]

You forgot the timelords.

House actually said that.

[Plasmalpha Arceus]

And the cow jumped over the moon

[Death's Spook]

Dr. Robert Chase: He's not *in* prison; It's kinda hard to gas a guy unless you can seal him in a room first.

Dr. Gregory House: Which is why Arceus created the universe with three states of matter, and three hundred solid and liquid poisons that could cause these symptoms.

Dr. Chris Taub: Arceus?

Dr. Gregory House: [takes a sip of tea] Look it up.

Told you.

[Plasmalpha Arceus]

So Pokémon is relevant to greater society. Who knew.

[Death's Spook]

When I first him talk about Arceus, I went "No way."

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

And that's why he's sometimes called Professor House.

[Death's Spook]

House sneers at your professorship. He is the best doctor ever to exist (in his mind, anyway).