The Last Poster Wins! [v5]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Narph teleported into Tazz's hand, where he slams him back into play with Bulbasaur*

NO! BAD BALL! *Scores two more points because of his slick move*

[Metal Gear Snivy]

*Takes anime DBRT ball and returns it to normal*

I forbid you to play with this alternate me an--Consarnit.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Tazz slams regular DBRT into ball form and wallballs them and Mike, while still playing Ping Long with Bulbasaur and Narph*

:D Thank you for so heartily volunteering for that role!

[Bulbasaur]

But I HAVE to win!

[Metal Gear Snivy]

*Teleports out of the way of the court*

Here, play with my shadow instead. *Turns a shadow into a ball and tosses it to Tazz*

[Death's Spook]

You don't have to anything.

*I teleport out of play on Tazz's side, scoring Dresden a point. He gets another as I teleport away from Tazz before he can send me back in while Dresden hits the other ball for another point.*

[Bulbasaur]

Uh, yes I do.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

To clarify, you could take away his magic, his free will, and eat his soul, before he could even react. If you take away his tools and his mind, you've won it already. :P Also...in Ping pong (and Ping Long), the ball has to land on the foe's side once before you get the point-just teleporting out to my side if Dresden hit you before you could hit the 'table' once means I get a point instead. :P And you did. I'M USING SCHRODINGER'S GUN LIKE A BOSS.

*Bulbasaur Slams into Narph's face with Tazz's next Serve, scoring two more points the same way as before, then Tazz purposfully screws up his Wallballing to Ace his next two serves with both balls by having Mike and DBRT's Shadow slam into Dresden's face, distracting him*

...I think that's eight to three, my favor? *Scores another point with Bulbasaur without any trickery*...Nine to three?

[Bulbasaur]

Uh... what are we scoring points for?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

We're playing Ping Long. You and Narph are the balls! Cheers!

*Scores the last two points with an epic curving Narph and a fake out with Bulbasaur. Tazz wins 11-3, and starts using Dresden as a Wall-ball along with Mike and DBRT's Shadow, adding in the real and Anime DBRT quickly afterwards.*