The Last Poster Wins! [v5]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Those guys? *Points to a pile of corpses in the distance, clearly the entierty of the wardens.* Killed 'em ages ago. Not like I USE Magic. So easy to counter...So technically, I never violated the second rule of magic. *Turns Narph into a 2-by-4*

I LOVE LOOPHOLE ABUSE.

[Death's Spook]

You haven't killed Harry Dresden. Even Death can't kill him. And now he's mad. Nations disappear hen he's mad. You won't fare much better.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Points to Harry Dresden atop the pile of corpses, with a sign on him saying "My soul was shattered because I screwed with TNT!"*

Even he couldn't stand up to the might of the unholy combo. Nobody can stand up to the might of the unholy combo.

Yep, Socks and Sandals. Works every time.

[VeloJello]

I thought not killing with magic was the First Law, anyway. :I

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Well, I transformed, which is the second law. But that's all kind of irrelevant, as I never did anything with magic, see? I had a fairly massive list of the things I could use in Pe2k's KOTH, and a third of it was dedicated to powers. Of that section, almost a whole page (of about 16~17 total pages for the whole document) was dedicated to the ways I could warp reality. None of them involved Magic. :D

[MichaelXD]

I still can't seem to get my Wii remote batteries to work on the inside. I've been doing astrology all day. My mom was busy with her hair all day, and whenever I can't get something to work, I get hungry. This astrology I'm studying was helping me to decide newer leap year rules anyway, apart from the modern western calendar.

[Death's Spook]

Harry Dresden just came back to life again. Gods trying to kill him *may* give him indigestion. Even the Endless attempting to cause him harm would just about give him a paper cut. Maybe.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I'd state why he couldn't come back, but I already did.

That aside, if the Endless, of all things weak, can give Dresden a paper cut, I, who gave them an almighty curb-stomping, is probably safe from him anyways...

[MichaelXD]

If anyone goes onto Pokémon Showdown, you may have a battle with my bucket team of dinosaurs.

[Bulbasaur]

Was I changed to a 2x4?