To clarify, you could take away his magic, his free will, and eat his soul, before he could even react. If you take away his tools and his mind, you've won it already. :P Also...in Ping pong (and Ping Long), the ball has to land on the foe's side once before you get the point-just teleporting out to my side if Dresden hit you before you could hit the 'table' once means I get a point instead. :P And you did. I'M USING SCHRODINGER'S GUN LIKE A BOSS.

*Bulbasaur Slams into Narph's face with Tazz's next Serve, scoring two more points the same way as before, then Tazz purposfully screws up his Wallballing to Ace his next two serves with both balls by having Mike and DBRT's Shadow slam into Dresden's face, distracting him*

...I think that's eight to three, my favor? *Scores another point with Bulbasaur without any trickery*...Nine to three?