I had a dream last night that i was in Siberia, in my skivvies, hurling potatoes at Russian mobsters yelling at them in Gaelic, telling them to go pisss out their life savings on an insurance broker so they can save 15% or more on car insurance, then Flo from Progressive came out and started throwing a bunch of clones of the Geiko Gecko at the Russians. So Flo and I were tag teaming a bunch of Russian mobsters like some kind of spies.

The Russians got mad though, they took my potatoes and made Vodka...then we all sat around a campfire telling old war stories about some place called Dream Land.

The dream ended with Flo and I riding off into the sunset on giant Geiko Geckos, to life happily ever after.

Did i outweird Fate?