Really Bad Jokes

[Bulbasaur]

AKA Dad Jokes.

Can you guys post all your bad jokes here? I really enjoy them. I'll post mine!

What is Harry Potter's favorite way of getting down a hill?
Walking!
JK, rolling.

I met this girl at the vegetable store that said she knew me, but I'd never met herbivore.

When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.

It's hard to say what my wife does for a living.
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.

My favorite Christmas present last year was a broken drum. Can't beat that!

How did the cannonball lose its job?
It got fired.