Quotes from PxR, a dramatic reading by Mujaffa.

[Mujaffa]

yes. im bored. deal with it.
i'll copy and paste some of my personal finer moments on this website and the read the, so you'll hear them in my voice and that will benefit you none whatsoever!

Spoiler:

1. ah let's begin. this is where it all started.. well. it restarted here.. i.. dont worry about it.
yes it's me. you probably dont remember me because i joined when this site was brand spanking fresh right off the .. website factory?
but i did join all the way back in 2013 and stayed for atleast a week before .. uh i dunno i just didint come back!
but then our magnificent administrating administrator and amazing australian and all around amazing (im kissing *** here) amazingly great person Suicune's Fire (which i can totally pronounce. plz dont ban me)
told me to come back. and i did!
now im here!
on the pxr!
HERE!
:)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03BBJTqqT1Z
bonus from the great Swee-coonz fye-ah herself
sui·cune's·fire
/swēko͞onz ˈfī(ə)r/
swee-coonz fye-ah (or fye-r)
2. An aspiring wannabe Aussie man.
you know, i realized somethig. i have long hair, and i love beer. i think Australian is my spirit animal.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PsCFjdRqhB
4. chocolate?
I used to love chocolate. I also used to be fat. still have to spoil myself every now and again! gotta love the fancy ones, like .. the ones with names. y-yeah? i'm cool, right? ye? (hasnt eaten chocolate in months)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YvtRowvIys
5. Muj-Man's got thunder sexy legs hiding under the beer gut.
Well i live on the 4th floor an there's no elevator. That counts.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s197cYlumf59

blooper: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uwCNGsb4Ph

[SassySnivy]

Honestly this is a great idea. We need to take some skype logs from the quote thread, get whatever people that were involved in the Skype chat to voice act their own parts and we can like post it for lulz. OH MY GOD THAT WOULD BE SL GREAT.

[Suicune's Fire]

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA MUJAFFA. You are way too funny. I was laughing the whole time. Oh my god my favourite part is this:

"but then our magnificent administrating administrator and amazing australian and all around amazing (im kissing *** here) amazingly great person Suicune's Fire (which i can totally pronounce. plz dont ban me)" And then "Cheeky smiley face." And the blooper.

Holy crap. Can we submit things for you to say?! You've made so many hilarious posts over the years that I think I could dig up a few absolute beauties.

[Mujaffa]

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA MUJAFFA. You are way too funny. I was laughing the whole time. Oh my god my favourite part is this:

"but then our magnificent administrating administrator and amazing australian and all around amazing (im kissing *** here) amazingly great person Suicune's Fire (which i can totally pronounce. plz dont ban me)" And then "Cheeky smiley face." And the blooper.

Holy crap. Can we submit things for you to say?! You've made so many hilarious posts over the years that I think I could dig up a few absolute beauties.

first of all that was actually pretty hard to say without loosing my breath. and yes, i'd love that. i wanna get better at talking to myself! hit me with your best and i'll give it a go!

[Suicune's Fire]

first of all that was actually pretty hard to say without loosing my breath. and yes, i'd love that. i wanna get better at talking to myself! hit me with your best and i'll give it a go!

Very well done, sir! AWWW YIS. I am gonna come up with some good ones. This was pretty good:

MoTY post

And any other posts involving you talking about Volvos.