BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA MUJAFFA. You are way too funny. I was laughing the whole time. Oh my god my favourite part is this:

"but then our magnificent administrating administrator and amazing australian and all around amazing (im kissing *** here) amazingly great person Suicune's Fire (which i can totally pronounce. plz dont ban me)" And then "Cheeky smiley face." And the blooper.

Holy crap. Can we submit things for you to say?! You've made so many hilarious posts over the years that I think I could dig up a few absolute beauties.