"Today was a terrible day because..."

[Noblejanobii]

Take his email, name, and address, and use it to subscribe to as many online surveys to win gift certificates and as much clickbait stuff as you possibly can. The spam... the spam will be glorious. Legendary. He will know nothing but spam. Best part is he'll have no clue who did it.

You can also draw your professor as a Pokémon! But make him a terrible one. Muk, Garbordor, and Weezing are great candidates, but pick a bad one that fits his personality. And once you've picked one, make it worse. Give him zits or a missing chin or something like that. Maybe buckteeth. Buckteeth look bad on anything that shouldn't have buckteeth. Maybe a giant nose, a skewed eye, or a slack jaw. Or just put the pencil in your mouth, start laughing with it in your mouth, and let loose whatever scribbly thing comes out of it. That's his face. An ugly face fate. I think that's perfect.

Another thing you can do is take the names of everyone that's ever done you wrong. Bullies, bad classmates, terrible teachers, annoying coworkers, bad bosses, and so on, and gather them all into big one pool of terrible, evil people. Now, turn them all into zombies. Shambling, mindless, moaning, flesh-devouring husks of their former cruel and heartless selves. Now, give yourself superpowers and go all Dead Rising on them. Capture the vivid details. Be the hero. Save the day and become legendary.

I feel like we should have a whole thread devoted to these kinds of things. >:3

As much fun as I'd like to do those, I'm pretty sure one is illegal and the others don't really appeal to me. I'm going to be finishing up some assignments for the rest of the day but maybe later tonight I can write off some of this anger.

[Neo Emolga]

As much fun as I'd like to do those, I'm pretty sure one is illegal and the others don't really appeal to me. I'm going to be finishing up some assignments for the rest of the day but maybe later tonight I can write off some of this anger.

Yeah, I'm only kidding as well. I say I'll do a lot of these things to "get even" but I never actually do them. :P

The most I've ever really done is give them a poor rating on ratemyprofessors.com, and that's really to just advise other people to avoid taking them to dodge a really bad experience and a GPA slam.

[Noblejanobii]

Yeah, I'm only kidding as well. I say I'll do a lot of these things to "get even" but I never actually do them. :P

The most I've ever really done is give them a poor rating on ratemyprofessors.com, and that's really to just advise other people to avoid taking them to dodge a really bad experience and a GPA slam.

I might do that. I was going to do so with another professor last semester but I realized this was a personal vendetta against me from her so eh.

[Wookie Mistake]

That's really harsh, he sounds like huge duffle bag with delusions of grandeur, I mean his policies are affecting another class but he doesn't sound like he's sympathetic to it. And then he essentially goes back on his word with the grace clause, by forcing the class to use it on a situation with extenuating circumstances. Yeah he sounds like a duffle bag big enough to fit his giant ego.

Using RMP is a good idea, I think you should, just to help others avoid a similar situation. But it does little to help you, which sucks ginormous b*lls

[Mujaffa]

some cops aproched me on the street today because i "looked suspicious" dragged me down to the station. i had to take a piss test with a man looking (which revealed thc) so yeah, i like to roll a joint once in a while, big woopie better antidepressive than any pills. i wasnt allowed to wear my sweatpants because of the string in it durring my 3 hour stay in the holding cell before wich ofcourse i had to strip ALL the way squat and cough a few times with 3 cops looking. i have never felt less like a human in my life. still feeling sick, like im about to hurl.. cops talked down on me the whole time. i hate them. picking up random people on the street for vauge reasons. in my life i have been mugged, my apartments been broken into and more bikes than i can count have been stolen and NEVER have the cops been of any help, but no. today of all days they decide to do their job. and it cracks down on me, i have never even shoplifted in my life. bam criminal record.. there goes America, Australia. gone. sure it's my fault for breaking the law i'm not blaming anyone it's just really f***** unessesary.

[Noblejanobii]

That's really harsh, he sounds like huge duffle bag with delusions of grandeur, I mean his policies are affecting another class but he doesn't sound like he's sympathetic to it. And then he essentially goes back on his word with the grace clause, by forcing the class to use it on a situation with extenuating circumstances. Yeah he sounds like a duffle bag big enough to fit his giant ego.

Using RMP is a good idea, I think you should, just to help others avoid a similar situation. But it does little to help you, which sucks ginormous b*lls

Oh I will at the end of the semester. Tempted to report him to the dean then too. I'd do so before hand but we have so few grades in that class that I can't risk getting on his bad side.

[Suicune's Fire]

some cops aproched me on the street today because i "looked suspicious" dragged me down to the station. i had to take a piss test with a man looking (which revealed thc) so yeah, i like to roll a joint once in a while, big woopie better antidepressive than any pills. i wasnt allowed to wear my sweatpants because of the string in it durring my 3 hour stay in the holding cell before wich ofcourse i had to strip ALL the way squat and cough a few times with 3 cops looking. i have never felt less like a human in my life. still feeling sick, like im about to hurl.. cops talked down on me the whole time. i hate them. picking up random people on the street for vauge reasons. in my life i have been mugged, my apartments been broken into and more bikes than i can count have been stolen and NEVER have the cops been of any help, but no. today of all days they decide to do their job. and it cracks down on me, i have never even shoplifted in my life. bam criminal record.. there goes America, Australia. gone. sure it's my fault for breaking the law i'm not blaming anyone it's just really f***** unessesary.

Muj. DDDD: Whaaat the heck! That sounds utterly horrible... Sorry you had to go through that. And WOW, no help when an actual criminal was in action but they dragged you in randomly? O_o How is that even legal? Don't they need a reason to take you in? Aren't you simply allowed to walk away if they don't provide a valid reason?? Ugh... I'm so sorry. You seriously got a criminal record for that??? Also I looked it up; Australia apparently doesn't count your criminal record if it was more than ten years ago...so maybe you can come here eventually. D: What the hell. That's a life ruiner, not just a day ruiner.

[Neo Emolga]

some cops aproched me on the street today because i "looked suspicious" dragged me down to the station. i had to take a piss test with a man looking (which revealed thc) so yeah, i like to roll a joint once in a while, big woopie better antidepressive than any pills. i wasnt allowed to wear my sweatpants because of the string in it durring my 3 hour stay in the holding cell before wich ofcourse i had to strip ALL the way squat and cough a few times with 3 cops looking. i have never felt less like a human in my life. still feeling sick, like im about to hurl.. cops talked down on me the whole time. i hate them. picking up random people on the street for vauge reasons. in my life i have been mugged, my apartments been broken into and more bikes than i can count have been stolen and NEVER have the cops been of any help, but no. today of all days they decide to do their job. and it cracks down on me, i have never even shoplifted in my life. bam criminal record.. there goes America, Australia. gone. sure it's my fault for breaking the law i'm not blaming anyone it's just really f***** unessesary.

Holy crap, dude, what the hell? o.O

SERIOUS power abuse all over the place right there. I won't deny there are good cops out there, but there are extremely scummy ones all over the place too. I've met a few, but never to anything even close to this extreme.

People smoking pot doesn't bother me all that much as long as one, please don't drive while high and two, please don't offer joints to kids. That's all I ask. Other than that, what you do with your own body is up to you as long as it doesn't hurt others.

[Mujaffa]

Muj. DDDD: Whaaat the heck! That sounds utterly horrible... Sorry you had to go through that. And WOW, no help when an actual criminal was in action but they dragged you in randomly? O_o How is that even legal? Don't they need a reason to take you in? Aren't you simply allowed to walk away if they don't provide a valid reason?? Ugh... I'm so sorry. You seriously got a criminal record for that??? Also I looked it up; Australia apparently doesn't count your criminal record if it was more than ten years ago...so maybe you can come here eventually. D: What the hell. That's a life ruiner, not just a day ruiner.

i asked a few times what it was about never got an answer, i thought i was getting mugged at first .. which i wouldave perfered, hell i'd take a beatdown over a cop who thinks theys god any day. just saw 2 guys start following me out of a parking lot round the corner got a police badge shoved in my face. i feel like these 2 guys in particular were very devoted to catching someone. no answers a ton of questions. then i spend 3 hours in a cell while they raid my apartment. which has no drugs in it, i also didnt have any on me. they had dirty pee that's it. i bet my left nut they went home with the biggest most self congratulative smile on their faces like they just bagged Escobar. you'd think i was selling heroin to 10 year olds by how obsessed these guys were to get me. giving people like that a badge is just a bad idea, parantly being a human being with the ability to judge a person accordingly is not a requirement to be a copper. next up i'll probably get my head caved in with a bobbyclub for loitering because all crime must be punished!

Holy crap, dude, what the hell? o.O

SERIOUS power abuse all over the place right there. I won't deny there are good cops out there, but there are extremely scummy ones all over the place too. I've met a few, but never to anything even close to this extreme.

People smoking pot doesn't bother me all that much as long as one, please don't drive while high and two, please don't offer joints to kids. That's all I ask. Other than that, what you do with your own body is up to you as long as it doesn't hurt others.

i have a few very simple rules. 1. drinking rules(no driving, etc) 2. dont give out to anyone i dont know smokes 3. dont sell 4. dont smoke all day and dont smoke every day (aka dont allow it to be a habit) and like i said, best antidepressive ever. not in the way of "oh look an escape from reality" either i mean i can smoke one then spend the evening watching cartoons and eating cereals and that is the best thing ever. helps me overcome my natural pessimism and enjoy the little things. and one day of that can get me trough a week of ****. i really belive it should be legalized.

[pokemon trainer Felix]

i have an exstreme fear of of disease, toxic cemicals , inhaling toxic gases like unhealty much.

and i had engineering class in school today and guess what.

because of a project that i don't really know how to explain in english. point is that poject invalved molten lead
and while i was not the one melting it in my group i was still in a room full of people melting lead and i am now bloody paranoid