[SEASON 2] Stalkers RPG General Chat Thread (The Secret Clubhouse!)

[Suicune's Fire]

RIP Guzma lol

I totally forgot about this shiz

Unacceptable.

*readies ban hammer*

[LKWayvern]

Unacceptable.

*readies ban hammer*

Now now, calm down.
I'm sure we can compromise. By, say, sending Guzma into a plot-critical but very dangerous scenario that we're all too busy to handle.

[AD]

Guzma sacrifices himself in an incredibly heroic and idiotic move, and takes some Stalkers with him because he is the most awesomist awesome fluff of awesomesauce.

[LKWayvern]

We honor you as a hero and give you a viking funeral because viking funerals are the best funerals.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

You are then revealed to not actually be dead, but the Valkyries tow you off to Valhalla anyways, and then we have to raid Valhalla to get you back because we secretly all loved you, notice me sempai



...That's getting too far off track.

[LKWayvern]

We don't need to raid Valhalla. We can just demand a reward from Mew for our trouble. And make the LEGENDARIES raid Valhalla.

[AD]

And with all his training amongst the halls of Valhalla, Guzma comes back more fierce and formidable than ever, blessed with his new hammer Mjolner, he smites the Stalkers with a blinding fury

[LKWayvern]

Meanwhile the rest of us get to vacation in Valdyne for the rest of the mission.

[AD]

All is saved, thanks to the mighty whateverthehellawigglytuffis

[LKWayvern]

Rabbit. I'm pretty sure it's a chubby balloon rabbit.