Quote Originally Posted by The Nonexistent Tazz View Post
What Torture Chamber? Oh, right, that thing downstairs. Well, unfortunately, it turns out it was powered by a portal to the Abyss so I had to shut it off to install a Jacuzzi instead. And also contract some very discreet services with excessive amounts of concrete to make sure we don't get unwanted attention.

But, hey. Jacuzzi.
MY FLATSCREEN! *runs and falls down the stairs*