Quote Originally Posted by Morzone View Post
Hey Hunu (the skrelp) mind if I talked to you? I was wondering if you've seen anything suspicious around lately.

Actually, I have some more specific questions for you too. You know Natisha and Min, your two friends, could you tell me a bit about them? Like what sort of things you three do together, and what they do on their own? You see, I recently found a trap set up specifically to target Natisha in the windstone housing complex. Would you know who might have made that?

Another thing, a friend of mine recently discovered a bunnelby who'd been captured in a cage by you and your friends. Did you or one of your friends make the trap the bunnelby was caught in? If you guys did make it, where did you learn to make traps like that? Where did you get the supplies for it? That reminds me, the bunnelby claimed you had threatened them with bleach, could you tell me where or who you got that bleach from?

Anyway, it would be a huge help if you could tell us where the other bunnelbys are. Why did you three trap decide to target and trap those bunnelby anyway?
Interview Rapport: POSITIVE
+1 Shared Type (Poison)
+Intimidating (Grass vs Water)
+Modesty (Grass vs Poison)

You find Hunu by himself just outside of Brookheights School. He doesn't seem interested in anyone or anything else at first as he fiddles with his smartphone while waiting for the bus. You approach him and introduce yourself and ask if he's seen anything suspicious. He then looks at you from the corner of his crimson eye as if you made a face at him.

"Oh nothing, just stories of a couple of dead Pokémon turning up all over town," he tells you cynically like you flipped your lid. "You kidding? Everything is 'suspicious' around here. I find random body parts just laying around like it's nobody's business. Like a severed hand at the park. Seriously, you must have just gotten here or you've had your head stuck in a storm drain and used some razor wire to yank it back out. Welcome to our special hell. Why not buy a 'wish you were here, Silvercoal City, go to hell' postcard to send to all the people you hate?"

You then bring up some of the other questions, asking about Natisha and Min and what Hunu knows about them. You also ask about the trap.

"Friends," Hunu nodded, chuckling when you say that. "Ever have someone you hated so much you actually liked hanging out with them and wanted to one-up every damn annoying thing they did just to prove you're better than them constantly? That's how I feel about Natisha and Min, or who I refer to as Princess Pissface and Admiral Asshat respectively. We steal each other's stuff, we set traps for each other, we break each other's things, and that kind of crap. I send Admiral Asshat to the school nurse, he breaks my phone, Princess spits in my face, I hit her with my textbook, Asshat sets her bookbag on fire, and the cycle goes on. I don't even know who set that trap. Could have been Asshat. Or it could have been something I set up weeks ago and forgot about. Hell if I know."

You then ask about the captured Bunnelby as well as about the cage, the traps, and the supplies. He gives you that look. Even though Hunu started off liking you a bit, he doesn't seem too thrilled you asked about that.

"Why the hell do you care?" Hunu shrugged, spitting on the sidewalk. "You're helping him but you've been totally ignoring me for the past week. And for crap's sake, it was a prank, but oh, screw me though. Whatever. But if you really want to know about the god-forsaken bleach, then wake the hell up and do me a favor for once. Otherwise I'm not telling you a damn thing about it. It means nothing to you anyway."

You then ask about the other Bunnelbys. He looks even more annoyed by that and sucks his teeth in discontentment.

"I swear to pissing Arceus, we had nothing to do with the others," Hunu pouts, really looking aggravated with you. "I didn't even know there were more besides that one. Unless Pissface and Asshat did something I'm not aware about. Why not go ask them these annoying questions? You'll sure as hell be doing me a favor."

Soon enough, the school hoverbus arrives and Hunu puts his phone away and grabs his bag. He seems quite relieved it has finally arrived.

"Great chat," he tells you sarcastically. "I would have enjoyed punching staples in my face a whole lot more than that."

He then boards the bus with several other students and soon enough, the bus takes off and leaves you by yourself.

Amia the Roserade (M: Grass/Poison)
Health: 4/5
Sanity: 3/4
Perk: Lockpick | Learned Abilities: Rescue/Escape
Failed Assassinations: 0/2