Knuckles sounds like a name deserving of ten oneliners.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian.
A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef.
Puny god.
I had an ant farm, but those fellas didn't grow squat.
I'd hate to be a giraffe with a soar throat.
Every picture of you is a picture of when you were younger.
Onions actually make me sad and not too many people seem to realize that.
My belt holds my pants up, but my belt loops hold my belt up; so who's the real hero?
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

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